How long do you think Americans would put up with high casualties fighting the Russians in Ukraine? Do you think Americans want 100,000 KIA on the Eurasian Steppe fighting a Slavic civil war? It might start a second civil war here.
Your hypothetical situation a) is not going to happen, regardless of who wins in 2024 and b) in no way detracts from the hilarity of your definition of “winning”.
Keep it up, Redneck! Best laugh I’ve had all day.