Posted on 12/04/2023 10:17:18 AM PST by DallasBiff
"There can be only one!"
Dad, what Dad?
🏃♂️. . .
In any case,
the Grinch holding up a sign stating “Santa is Fake. Jesus is Real,”
If the Grinch is holding the sign, wouldn't it mean that Santa is real and Jesus is fake?
So confusing. Of course the Grinch would claim that Santa is fake. The Grinch is trying to ruin Christmas. So why would the Grinch say that Jesus is real, unless he's trying to ruin Christmas.
??!
Okay, what if the real Jesus were sitting on his couch, the kids gathered 'round thick so he could read "Twas the Night Before Christmas"?
Would the world implode on itself? 🤔
He was chubby and plump, a right jolly old elf
And I laughed when I saw him in spite of myself
A wink of his eye and a twist of his head
Soon gave me to know I had nothing to dread
He spoke not a word but went straight to his work
And filled all the stockings and turned with a jerk
And laying a finger to the side of his nose
And giving a nod up the chimney he rose
He sprang to his sleigh, and to his team gave a whistle
And away they all flew like the down of a thistle
But I heard him exclaim as he drove out of sight
"Merry Christmas to all and to all a Goodnight."
That’s your right. It’s a terrible lesson IMO. Children, be good little boys and girls so you get gifts, not because it’s just the right thing to always choose to be good.
“The good news: Santa is real.The bad news: He works for the CIA.”
No, that’s Krampus.
ROTFOL! I read the headline as “Gingrich” and went WTF????
"That whosoever believeth in him should not perish, but have eternal life."
**Santa Claus is kind of the root cause to why Christmas in America has been so corrupted.**
What, you don’t believe he has a sleigh pulled by flying reindeer; and climbs up and down chimneys? (sarc)
**What does all this consumerism have to do with the birth of the baby Jesus?**
Not much.
**America is sick, and our core religious holy days are nothing more than spending sprees, devoid of the their original intent. Easter is the other big ignorance festival.**
The majority of ‘Christianity’ is not interested in removing the ‘high places’, just like many of the Israelites, who before captivity, didn’t remove the literal high places.
King Josiah eradicated that stuff, including a grove that had been put in the temple.
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