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3/4'smiles at sea? At least she wasn't naked like the girl in the movie "Jaws".
1 posted on 12/04/2023 3:59:52 PM PST by DallasBiff
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To: DallasBiff

That area is known to be Shark territory.
Why put yourself in that situation, so far from the shores?


2 posted on 12/04/2023 4:12:12 PM PST by lee martell
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To: DallasBiff

That does seem like a really long way out there.


3 posted on 12/04/2023 4:16:37 PM PST by babble-on
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To: DallasBiff

We’re gonna need a bigger paddle board - all kidding aside, sad story


4 posted on 12/04/2023 4:17:44 PM PST by 11th_VA (<>< Good News: Barbarians at not at the gate; Bad News: They’re in the city)
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To: DallasBiff

Just before the attack, the shark said...

American woman
Stay away from me
American woman
Mama, let me be


5 posted on 12/04/2023 4:20:36 PM PST by Round Earther
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To: DallasBiff
Duh Duh! Duh Duh! Duh Duh! Duh Duh!

Duh Duh!!!


6 posted on 12/04/2023 4:35:06 PM PST by Perseverando (Antifa, BLM, LGBTQs, RINOs, Islamonazis, Marxists, Commucrats: It's a Godlessness disorder!)
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7 posted on 12/04/2023 4:40:19 PM PST by GaltAdonis
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To: DallasBiff

Upon hearing of this incident, Barky Odumbo was heard saying “Where can I hire a shark? My knuckles took a week to heal.”


8 posted on 12/04/2023 4:44:29 PM PST by Fireone (Who killed Obama's chef?)
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To: DallasBiff

A shark could swim faster than me, but I could probably run faster than a shark.

So in a triathlon, it would be all come down to who is the better cyclist.


9 posted on 12/04/2023 4:47:41 PM PST by Vendome (I've Gotta Be Me https://youtu.be/wH-pk2vZG2M)
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To: DallasBiff

What a shame. The woman was just married on Sunday. There are 30-40 species of sharks in the Bahamas, including the reef shark, bull shark, and tiger shark, all known baddies.


10 posted on 12/04/2023 4:48:44 PM PST by EinNYC
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To: DallasBiff

Bad situation. But if you’re gonna be out where the sharks are... don’t be on a sandwich...er...paddleboard.
Tourists seem to have no respect for the danger they put themselves in...how does a dead person say, “whoops, my bad”?
Trying to live some childish animal, or “adventure” fantasy..like the newlyweds who took off from the ceremony in a copter ,crashed, and died on the spot. Or the brainiacs who both bungee dove off a bridge, right after their wedding ceremony, ..had the cord break and both got killed. I guess stupid dies as stupid does.


11 posted on 12/04/2023 4:54:33 PM PST by Getready (Wisdom is more valuable than gold and harder to find.)
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To: DallasBiff

nothing good comes from going that far out...


12 posted on 12/04/2023 4:57:47 PM PST by Chode (there is no fall back position, there's no rally point, there is no LZ... we're on our own. #FJB)
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To: DallasBiff

That is way too far out from shore; asking for trouble. That said, may she RIP.


14 posted on 12/04/2023 5:10:22 PM PST by quilterdebbie (We will endeavor to persevere!)
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To: DallasBiff

Speaking of sharks:

https://wfin.com/fox-national-news/massive-1700-pound-white-shark-tracked-just-off-us-coast/

“Massive 1,700-pound white shark tracked just off US coast”


16 posted on 12/04/2023 5:14:51 PM PST by CFW (I will not comply!)
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To: DallasBiff

Speaking of sharks:

https://wfin.com/fox-national-news/massive-1700-pound-white-shark-tracked-just-off-us-coast/

“Massive 1,700-pound white shark tracked just off US coast”


17 posted on 12/04/2023 5:15:06 PM PST by CFW (I will not comply!)
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