Posted on 12/07/2023 1:25:01 PM PST by ChicagoConservative27
Residents of San Francisco are apparently having to learn the “Poopie Dance” to avoid stepping in something revolting as they walk on city streets.
Neighbors are having to find a clean path as they travel along the street as those in the increasing homeless population have been using the sidewalks as toilets, the Daily Mail reported Thursday.
“As you walk around here, it’s kind of like you have to do a Poopie Dance, always avoiding stepping in s**t,” architect Rick Garcia told the outlet during an interview in Union Square.
He added that the most disturbing aspect is when residents see someone squatting between two parked vehicles. However, Garcia said it was a good idea not to confront the squatter “because you don’t want to engage.”
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To be showcased on Dancing With The Stars next season...................
It strongly resembles the “Mashed Potato” dance.
I’m so old I remember when public defecation was seen as a sign of being a 3rd world country.
The downtown hotels have sole scrappers at the entrance, so you can scrape off feces and Needles before tracking them into the lobby.
A pair of hip waders might be more practical. And a high pressure sprayer for when you reach your destination.
Now, whats changed?
Ans: the left has denied decent folks the right to live without this type of behavior, that person is now allowed to sht in the street because .freedom, you know , that thing we all complain we are losing?
we've lost the right to live in a civilized society, and traded it for anarchy.
all you cop haters , i hope you slide thru some poop today and smash your head on the ground and a homeless person pees on you as you lie there.
law and order requires the busting of some heads. because people won't obey a " please" suggestion.
I don’t know the poopy dance but I can do the Carlton...
Tom Jones
Help Yourself...
https://youtu.be/8zWPROdFK4Q?si=CuZxOIn1Nfu84F83
You put your left foot in
You pull your left foot out
You put your left foot in
And you shake it all about
You do the Poopie Poopie
And you turn yourself around
That’s what it’s all about!
I thought they all disappeared.
It’s the same as the Elaine Dance.
Will the right to defecate in public be part of the Democrat platform?
My wife and I and our three kids flew out there in 2007, the fortieth anniversary of the “1967 Summer of Love”. I wanted the kids to see what city life was like (we live in rural Kansas) and I wanted to take photos of the street sign at the corner of Haight and Ashbury streets. I don’t know why, I was only seven years old in ‘67. At any rate, the bus ride was pretty awful with the smell of urine and feces. I won’t be going back that’s for certain. Note to Nancy Pelosi: Why don’t you clean up your own back yard before you start worrying about mine. Sorry for the long post, had to write it.
That wouldn’t surprise me at this point.
Where I live people pick up their dogs …uh…never mind
It’s probably similar to what my sister and I named the “Bee Spaz Dance.” That would be the strange moves we’d do when walking or standing outside chatting and a bee appeared and started buzzing around us.
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