[Leaning Right]

I have my Jonny Quest decoder ring at the ready. But I can’t help if they won’t release the contents of the note.

[TalBlack]

It appears to be one of those notes that doesn’t say anything.

[Huskrrrr]

Ovaltine?

[Larry Lucido]

Here is the one I got.

[Darksheare]

“Somebody found something in a box of something. No we won’t tell you the contents of the note. But be mindful of stuff and things.”

Either they think it’s a hoax, or they’re trying to cover up what it said like with the tranifesto.

[Seruzawa]

Let’s see if we can figure this out. Anyone want to give the odds that it’s some joker at the packaging plant having us on? 100%? A note got put in the bag before it was sealed.

Really hard to figure out. Send me the reward please. /S

[dfwgator]

“Diabeetus!”

[2nd Amendment]

Probably just excess democratic ballots

[Ronaldus Magnus III]

You would have more luck with finding SloJo Biden’s brain than solving this mystery.

[frank ballenger]

A Detroit area disc jockey said in the 1990s he used to work earlier in one of the many auto assembly plants nearby. He and his coworkers always had a running gag going that at some point they would sneak an empty bottle or can into the space between the inner door and the outside body so it would go to the customer with a mysterious rattle.

As the auto industry was desperately struggling to stay in business. Smart, real smart, guys.

[jacknhoo]

I hate when people post YouTube links without the title. Such laziness.

[Deaf Smith]

I used to find folded Mystery Notes in new shirts, pants,sometimes packages of underwear and sometimes packaged autoparts.

All notes had the same message: *Inspected By Number 6.

Then at some point, Number 6 moved on to another person and I never found any more notes.

[Honorary Serb]

“Help! I’m a 4-foot-tall woman trapped in a cereal factory! Please rescue me!”

[GrandJediMasterYoda]

"How did a note get into a sealed cereal box?"

I'll take a stab in the dark here...Uh, it was unsealed?

[Beowulf9]

Very weird story.

Has to be a worker at the place that boxes up the cereals. If it’s in a few kinds then the place that does all of those is probably one place I would think and it has to be that place’s staff with access to the line before the boxes are sealed.

I wonder if they have cameras on the line?

[piasa]

Why bother to report it if the reporter isn’t actually doing any reporting? Is the reporter sitting on the secret after seeing and reading the note, or the editor, or the cops? And if so, why? Is the finder under a gag order as to the contents of said note, and couldn’t reveal what it said? Is the notewriter a possible forced laborer, child laborer, illegal, disgruntled employee, practical jokester, etc? Were there threats, predictions, clues that the public may be able to help solve? When was the box sealed, expiration dates, etc?

The media utterly lacks curiosity and is worthless.

[TangoLimaSierra]

I'm gonna wait for corroboration from an adult that doesn't eat Lucky Charm’s Smores cereal.

[IncPen]

We can tell you the note contains a mash-up of words and references to current events and conspiracy theories.

So for sure we know it’s pro-Trump, put there as a prelude to the deep states’s false flag on food poisoning… 🙄