[Impy]

The Broncos have benched Russell Wilson, while still technically alive for a playoff spot. Joining us are now are Sean Payton and Russell Wilson. So I don't have to find pictures of them they will be played by Belly Button Chick and Pom Pom Girl, respectively. Hi there 'Russ'.

"It's great to be here Imp, would you like a Subway sandwich? Hold for apple sauce."

That says "applause" and it's a stage direction, you aren't supposed to read it aloud.

"Ok, I'll read it asoft next time."

So, Coach P, what's with the benching?

"Well, Imp, as hard as it is to believe I think benching a QB who's doing 'ok' for a carrier backup named Jarrett might somehow provide a SPARK to the offense."

"So it has nothing to do with the fact you'd owe me 37 million dollars if I get seriously injured before the end of the season? **whispers** Hold for shocked gasps and tut tuts."

"Why no, not at all, even though I'm obviously lying, it's ok because it's a semi-plausible lie, the fact that everyone knows I'm lying makes it all part of the game, soon I will run for federal office and this is good practice."

Enter Myles Garrett who is courting Pom Pom girl

"Don't worry babe, I'll put this Jarrett in my sack, then you can play again."

"Oh that's ok Myles, you aren't even playing the Broncos this week, my Chargers are, and I'm not actually Russell Wilson, but you're sweet."

"Is the apple sauce ready yet?"

[Impy]

Pigskin Pickem Week 17!

Let me know if you want on/off the list

Players get your picks in!

Warning, the comedy skit is back!

[HombreSecreto]

LOL - good stuff as always!

Happy New Year to all!

[Oldeconomybuyer]

Week 17:

Browns
Cowboys
Bills
Falcons
Colts
Rams
Eagles
Bucs
49ers
Panthers
Ravens
Texans
Seahawks
Broncos
Bengals (and I’m a Chiefs fan)
Packers

[Tell It Right]

In "Saturday football" I have:

Missouri over Ohio St
Penn St over Ole Miss
Georgia smearing Florida St
Bama over Michigan
Texas over Washington

[chuck allen]

Week 17 Pickems are hopefully better than the last few weeks…

Cleveland
Dallas
Buffalo
Chicago
Indianapolis
LARams
Philadelphia
San Francisco
Jacksonville
Tampa Bay
Baltimore
Houston
Seattle
Denver
Bungals
Minnesota

[WhoisAlanGreenspan?]

Here's my week 17
CLE {-OVER-} NYJ
DET {-OVER-} DAL
BUF {-OVER-} NE
CHI {-OVER-} ATL
IND {-OVER-} LV
LAR {-OVER-} NYG
PHI {-OVER-} ARI
TB {-OVER-} NO
SF {-OVER-} WAS
JAC {-OVER-} CAR
BAL {-OVER-} MIA
HOU {-OVER-} TEN
SEA {-OVER-} PIT
DEN {-OVER-} LAC
CIN {-OVER-} KC
GB {-OVER-} MIN

[RedMonqey]

Didn’t get my picks in here but they were in time on the Yahoo site.

My picks:
Dallas over Detroit(it’s a home game!)
Buffalo over New England
Chicago over Atlanta
Las Vegas over Indianapolis
LA Rams over NY Jets
Philadelphia over Arizona
Tampa Bay over New Orleans
San Francisco over Washington
Jacksonville over Carolina
Baltimore over Miami
Houston over Tennessee
Seattle over Pittsburg
Denver over LA Chargers
Kansas City over Cincinnati
Minnesota over Green Bay

[Rummyfan]

Didn't see it went to bed at halftime but...

REFS APPEAR TO STEAL WIN FROM DETROIT ON ATROCIOUS CALL

[al_c]

I can’t believe I forgot to do my picks! Dang it!
But hey … how bout dem red birds!!!!!!!

[dfwgator]

Hopefully the Ravens post-season will be like the Orioles’ Post-Season.

[WhoisAlanGreenspan?]

WEEK SEVENTEEN FREEPER FOOTBALL RESULTS

Name	W1	W2	W3	W4	W5	W6	W7	W8	W9	W10	W11	W12	W13	W14	W15	W16	W17	Wins	Games	Pct	Standings
Poser	9	10	11	12	9	11	6	13	9	8	8	12	10	7	8	12	13	168	256	0.656	1
campaignPete R-CT	7	7	12	11	7	12	6	11	11	8	10	13	8	7	11	10	12	163	256	0.637	2
Repealthe17thAmendment	11	9	12	11	7	11	5	11	9	8	10	7	8	9	15	10	9	162	256	0.633	3
WhoisAlanGreenspan?	8	11	11	12	7	10	5	10	11	9	8	11	9	6	12	10	11	161	256	0.629	T4
teeman8r	8	12	9	13	9	10	7	11	9	8	12	13	7	5	8	10	10	161	256	0.629	T4
Herbert	10	11	12	11	8	12	4	12	9	8	9	13	6	5	11	11	9	161	256	0.629	T4
Jake From Tampa Bay	9	10	9	10	8	9	6	7	13	8	9	10	6	10	10	12	12	158	256	0.617	T7
Rummyfan	7	11	11	13	6	12	5	12	8	7	10	11	9	6	12	9	9	158	256	0.617	T7
Trump Still Won	7	11	10	13	8	11	5	13	10	8	9	12	8	0	11	9	12	157	256	0.613	T9
RedMonqey	7	11	12	10	8	11	3	11	10	9	8	10	9	7	10	10	11	157	256	0.613	T9
chuckallen	9	11	12	12	7	11	5	11	9	10	9	8	8	5	10	9	11	157	256	0.613	T9
mware	9	10	10	12	8	10	5	10	10	9	9	11	8	6	9	11	10	157	256	0.613	T9
Limestone	10	10	11	12	6	10	4	12	9	9	9	10	8	8	10	9	10	157	256	0.613	T9
Impy	7	9	10	13	8	12	5	10	7	10	8	9	10	6	9	9	14	156	256	0.609	14
ro_dreaming	8	11	0	13	7	12	9	14	9	7	10	11	6	7	11	8	12	155	240	0.646	T15
HombreSecreto	13	8	9	13	8	10	4	11	9	6	10	11	7	8	11	7	10	155	256	0.605	T15
Warpaint	7	9	7	11	8	12	8	13	9	7	10	10	8	7	11	10	7	154	256	0.602	17
big'ol_freeper	9	9	9	11	8	9	5	12	1	8	10	9	8	7	12	10	13	150	256	0.586	T18
The Clash	8	9	8	9	9	9	7	9	7	10	11	10	5	6	11	11	11	150	256	0.586	T18
jeff rip	8	10	11	10	6	9	8	11	8	5	11	8	8	11	10	7	9	150	256	0.586	T18
CatOnAHotTinRoof	5	8	9	12	9	11	5	12	9	11	9	10	9	6	9	8	8	150	256	0.586	T18
RedBadger	9	10	9	10	5	9	4	11	9	8	9	10	8	8	12	8	9	148	256	0.578	22
KC Burke	8	9	10	9	8	8	3	10	10	8	8	11	9	6	8	11	10	146	256	0.57	23
AlasBabylon!	8	8	10	9	6	10	6	9	10	9	9	12	6	7	6	8	11	144	256	0.563	T24
al_c	9	12	6	13	6	11	4	11	11	10	9	9	10	6	11	6	0	144	240	0.600	T24
Major_Gaff	0	10	8	10	6	9	4	12	10	5	10	12	4	6	11	10	11	138	240	0.575	26
Darkangel82	7	9	11	7	5	7	5	9	7	8	9	12	6	7	8	7	11	135	256	0.527	27
Cletus.D.Yokel	7	9	9	10	8	8	3	8	6	0	10	8	6	7	11	12	10	132	256	0.516	28
Oldeconomybuyer									11	9	10	7	7	7	13	9	10	83	134	0.619	29

[Oldeconomybuyer]

Week 18 picks:

Steelers
Colts
Browns
Lions
Titans
Patriots
Saints
Bucs
Bears
Raiders
Eagles
Cardinals
Chiefs
Rams
Redskins
Bills