LOL. With a bunch of friends, we accidentally drove (I was not driving) a limo onto the wooden walkways around Old Faithful. It gets better - the limo had Budweiser beer frogs all over it, a pistol in the glove box, and a moose skull in the back. Fortunately our driver realized his mistake and turned around and left, just as a park ranger drove by. We were in the back drinking wine from a box. Good memories.
Same trip, we also went to a place that had hot springs on one side and ice cold water on the other. We slipped in and experienced water that almost scalded on one side and freezing cold o the other. Probably where the caught Bond.
I can relate to that kind of story.
I like the cut of your jib!
You’re my hero.