The Black Knight from Monty Python and the Holy Grail?
King Arthur?
imagine... this warrior standing up against a French warrior. the French warrior whips out his sword and says “kneel or I will run you though with my sword!” the other warrior laughs out loud. the french warrior says “why do you laugh in the face of death?” the other warrior replies back as he draws his 4’ sword “because THAT is not a sword...but this is”.