1 posted on
01/29/2024 7:43:48 PM PST by
simpson96
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To: simpson96
The police got a heads up about the frozen scene ahead.
2 posted on
01/29/2024 7:47:45 PM PST by
nwrep
I guess Brooklyn women have Brooklyn fridges. Instead of Frigidaire or suchlike.
3 posted on
01/29/2024 7:47:47 PM PST by
Olog-hai
("No Republican, no matter how liberal, is going to woo a Democratic vote." -- Ronald Reagan, 1960)
To: simpson96
There’s an account that won’t be swiping right anymore.
4 posted on
01/29/2024 7:47:50 PM PST by
Jonty30
(In a nuclear holocaust, there is always a point in time where the meat is cooked to perfection. )
To: simpson96
5 posted on
01/29/2024 7:49:15 PM PST by
HYPOCRACY
(This is the dystopian future we've been waiting for!)
To: simpson96
She is nothing to lose your head over.
To: simpson96
Sick city. Victim previously arrested for “dice throwing”...
Never gonna go to the craps table...could get arrested.
Sorry hippies, Carlos Castaneda, and Dr. Tim Leary, but psychotropic drugs don’t always lead to new insights and revelations
8 posted on
01/29/2024 7:53:23 PM PST by
Getready
(Wisdom is more valuable than gold and harder to find.)
To: simpson96
9 posted on
01/29/2024 7:57:13 PM PST by
fidelis
(Ecce Crucem Domini! Fugite partes adversae! Vicit Leo de tribu Juda, Radix David! Alleluia!)
To: simpson96
Looks like she ate the rest of him.
10 posted on
01/29/2024 7:57:36 PM PST by
doorgunner69
(When tyranny becomes law, rebellion becomes duty)
To: simpson96
When Dahmer was caught, my wife was a radio newscaster. One of her peers lead the noon newscast with, “Just ahead, Just a head.”
That would be appropriate today, I guess.
11 posted on
01/29/2024 7:58:13 PM PST by
Vermont Lt
(Don’t vote for anyone over 70 years old. Get rid of the geriatric politicians.)
To: simpson96
12 posted on
01/29/2024 7:58:34 PM PST by
P.O.E.
(Pray for America.)
To: simpson96
Can’t blame her, really....
just trying to get ahead in life.
13 posted on
01/29/2024 7:58:44 PM PST by
C210N
(Mundus vult decipi, ergo decipiatur.)
To: simpson96
I really was expecting this to be about E. Jean Carroll.
14 posted on
01/29/2024 8:02:10 PM PST by
TigersEye
(Our Republic is under seige by globalist Marxists. Hold fast!)
To: simpson96
That’s not the way to get ahead in life.
15 posted on
01/29/2024 8:02:12 PM PST by
dfwgator
(Endut! Hoch Hech!)
To: simpson96
“Well, you know, I had a Bucket List, but, like, I couldn’t find a bucket, well not a big enough Bucket. So, I used my refrigerator.
And I have never felt better. I feel bleepin’ amazing!
Don’t judge me!”
To: simpson96
Humans worry me a bit.
25 posted on
01/29/2024 8:15:24 PM PST by
Harmless Teddy Bear
( In a quaint alleyway, they graciously signaled for a vehicle on the main road to lead the way. )
To: simpson96
She isn’t anywhere close to being good-looking enough for me to put up with this type of thing.
27 posted on
01/29/2024 8:20:46 PM PST by
ansel12
((NATO warrior under Reagan, and RA under Nixon, bemoaning the pro-Russians from Vietnam to Ukraine.))
To: simpson96
29 posted on
01/29/2024 8:24:20 PM PST by
Jim Noble
(Assez de mensonges et de phrases)
To: simpson96
...she spoke as when she wooed the men,
A tear came to her eye...
30 posted on
01/29/2024 8:25:32 PM PST by
Getready
(Wisdom is more valuable than gold and harder to find.)
To: simpson96
I wonder what Heather was like in second grade?
Someone is reading this thinking “hey, she sat next to me in Mrs. Dubois’ class!”
32 posted on
01/29/2024 8:30:15 PM PST by
PGR88
To: simpson96
Have a heart. She drank decap coffee that day.
35 posted on
01/29/2024 8:44:11 PM PST by
rfp1234
(E Porcibus Unum )
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