Posted on 03/14/2024 10:39:54 PM PDT by nickcarraway
It’s Hard to Love the Lips at Night That Chew Your *** Out All Day Long
Notorious Cherry Bombs
https://youtu.be/pjkLf_X88WM?si=737gQVMCZroorjAt
Hard to Kiss the Lips
Must be a slow day at the office. Opinions are like a**holes, everybody has one. Let’s see who we can jump on today.
Drivel makes me very weary.
Ie: giving the dog a bone? shot down in flames?,
Shook me all night long?
touch too much?
squealer?
leaving Ac/Dc off the list ? its like leaving McDonalds off the list of american fast food places!
The author is definitely sloppy. He left out the Jimmy Castor Bunch - “Troglodyte”!
There’s actually a TV show skit done to it:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RJPIUGHy60U
— although I think it’s funnier to just close one’s eyes and let it play...
Daniel Bukszpan is the problem, not everyone else
Guns N’ Roses - One In A Million (lyrics)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N4kmQalpee0
Daniel Bukszpan is a Pajama Boy snowflake who needs to step away from his grand dad’s album collection and go back listening to Barry Manilow.
How about “Slide It In” by Whitesnake? He missed that one.
The HORRORS!!! What could POSSIBLY be worse than MISOGYNY????
wait to these idiots actually start listening to what rap song have to say!
LMAO
Louis Jordan’s 1954 classic, “Gal You Need a Whippin”
https://archive.org/details/JV-33439-1954-QmVWwaCsxBMEjntGmoKG1Nn1tZrhvEYNgQUg22M8MuzXdi.mp3
I suppose the author has never heard Mötley Crüe “Girls Girls Girls” before, or watched the offical video. Surely that one would have made his list. After seeing his picture I understand why!
“2. ‘One in a Million’ by Guns N’ Roses (1988)
Guns N’ Roses were never the most politically correct band in the world, but many people agree that their 1988 song “One in a Million” didn’t just cross a line, but pole-vaulted over it. The lyrics are so rancid in their homophobia, racism, and xenophobia that we can’t even repeat them here, so you’ll just have to take our word for it. But on the plus side, the song is so busy impugning Black people, immigrants, and gay people that it never gets around to being misogynist.”
My favorite Guns N’ Roses song! FREE SPEECH!
10. ‘Used to Love Her’ by Guns N’ Roses (1988)
Already on the list. You beat me to it.
Most of rock is derived from Blues and old blues was usually about the seamier side of the human condition. Country music is also rife with affairs, divorce, revenge, partying, the occasional murder and (gasp!) patriotism.
Even seemingly innocuous artists have their share: Elton John's "Island Girl", Captain & Tennille's "Do That To Me One More Time" and Olivia Newton John's "Physical". Some songs strive to sonically reproduce the act itself, like Heart's "Crazy on You" and Led Zeppelin's "Whole Lotta Love".
I'm surprised; like captainpaintball, that the Nuge didn't make soiboy's list with his classic romantic ballad "Wang Dang Sweet Poontang". Hey wardaddy; who did he dedicate that to on his live album?
(I'm jealous because WD got all that back in the day and I didn't grumble grumble)
“11. ‘Money for Nothing’ by Dire Straits (1985)”
I LOVE Dire Straits!
GREAT lyrics!
Carol King wrote a “love song” way more offensive than the songs on this dopey list:
He Hit Me (And It Felt Like a Kiss)
He hit me and it felt like a kiss
He hit me but it didn’t hurt me
He couldn’t stand to hear me say
That I had been with someone new
And when I told him I had been untrue
He hit me and it felt like a kiss
He hit me and I knew he loved me
‘Cause if he didn’t care for me
I could have never made him mad
And he hit me and I was glad
Baby, won’t you stay
He hit me and it felt like a kiss
He hit me and I knew I loved him
‘Cause when he took me in his arms
With all the tenderness there is
He hit me and he made me feel
Baby, won’t you stay
Just knowing that these thoughts exist cause me angst and make me cry. Not.
...Not to mention "You Can't Get that Stuff No More" and "Meat Shakin' Woman" from Blues on Fire.
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