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good news oh yeah yeah we’ve rolled back
the ban on gain of function research
really so now it’s legal for us to
modify viruses and make a more deadly
and transmissible to humans
why would you want to do that?
well it’s important
that we be prepared in case something
like that happened in the future in case
somebody modifies a deadly virus to be
more infectious and able to transmit to
humans oh can you imagine
yeah sounds dangerous
no no it’s fine we’re doing it at a level four weapons
research lab in Wuhan China very secure
okay good
terrible news oh no there’s been an outbreak of a mysterious new respiratory virus in Wuhan China
Wuhan China like like where the research lab is?
yeah yeah exactly like right where the lab is
so do you think it could have come from the lab?
but no absolutely no no I see
how you could make that mistake but no
no the virus the deadly virus with the
artificial fear and cleavage sites
that’s make it able to infect humans
that came from the farmers market down
the road from the dangerous bioweapons
lab
and you expect us to believe that?
I’ll ban you from the internet if you don’t