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To: Oldeconomybuyer

Total fing nonsense


4 posted on 03/22/2024 4:50:52 AM PDT by ICE-FLYER (God bless and keep the United States of America)
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To: ICE-FLYER

Skinner: Well, I was wrong. The lizards are a godsend.
Lisa: But isn't that a bit short-sighted? What happens when we're overrun by lizards?
Skinner: No problem. We simply release wave after wave of Chinese needle snakes. They'll wipe out the lizards.
Lisa: But aren't the snakes even worse?
Skinner: Yes, but we're prepared for that. We've lined up a fabulous type of gorilla that thrives on snake meat.
Lisa: But then we're stuck with gorillas!
Skinner: No, that's the beautiful part. When wintertime rolls around, the gorillas simply freeze to death.

6 posted on 03/22/2024 5:04:54 AM PDT by DoodleBob (Gravity's waiting period is about 9.8 m/s²)
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