How did they know it was a woman?
Ow, she’s a brick mouth
She’s mighty-mighty, just lettin’ it all hang out
She’s a brick mouth
That lady’s stacked and that’s a fact
Ain’t holding nothing back
Her name was found to be “Hillaria Rudhamania Celintoni”.
“...they introduced the brick as a protective element, preventing it from feeding and also from infecting other people”
If only we could stuff a brick in Biden’s mouth to stop him from devouring us alive.
How long until this makes “Executed Today”!
So. Vampire gals don’t have arms? She can’t wake up and remove the brick.
I can just imagine her sayin’ ‘If I ever find out who put this brick in my mouth I’ll drink to the last drop’.
And that’s how Maxwell House got it’s slogan.
This can probably be blamed on some ancestor of Donald Trump.
People buried in plague time didn’t have any what-you-call embalming. The human mouth is rife with germs and disease. Corpses strewn along the roadside, awaiting mass burial, would start to rot, and most often the first sign of rotting was in the shroud over the corpse’s mouth. This led to a rumor of plague-killed dead trying to eat their way out of their shrouds. And then so on.
Not that there’s no such thing as the living dead who hunt by night, stalking your kids as they walk home in the dark after band practice. You thought you would be safe living two blocks from the school. HAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA!!!
How do they know it was not just a husband that had listened to too much yammering and was fed up?
“16th-Century ‘Vampire’ Buried With Brick in Her Mouth — to Stop Blood-Sucker From Eating the Dead”
Now it would be duck tape.
We laugh, but you can’t argue with success. There’s no evidence she drank anybody’s blood after that, now is there?