Tulsa woman arrested for threatening man with sword, hammer

FOX23 ^ | 3/22/2024 | Staff

[simpson96]

Tulsa, Oklahoma.

If she were in a Blue City/Blue State, she'd have walked.

[HighSierra5]

What, no spear?

[Steely Tom]

Now, was that really necessary ?

[OldHarbor]

A sword, a machete and a katana . ?

[EvilCapitalist]

Would Laz hit it?

[frank ballenger]

The older Leadbelly version before Trini Lopez or Peter, Paul and Mary.

If I Had a Hammer

Take this hammer, carry it to the captain
Tell him I’m gone
Tell him I’m gone
If he asks you was I runnin’

If he asks you was I runnin’
Tell him I was flyin’

They want to feed me cornbread and molasses
But I got my pride
Well, I got my pride
/////////////////////////
Political edge added by Pete Seeger and Peter, Paul and Mary:
I’d sing out danger
I’d song of out a warning
I’d sing out love between
My brothers and my sisters
All over this land, oh
Well, I’ve got a hammer
And I’ve got a bell
And I’ve got a song to sing
All over this land
It’s the hammer of justice
It’s the bell of freedom
It’s a song about love between
My brothers and my sisters
All over this land

[frank ballenger]

Old saying we repeat all the time.
Never take a switchblade or a baseball bat to a sword and hammer fight.
She’s got it covered.

[simpson96]

“Bang-bang, Maxwell’s silver hammer,
Came down,
upon his head...”

[Magnum44]

[SaveFerris]

She could have used

Armand Hammer

[P.O.E.]

[Leaning Right]

> threatening him with a sword and hammer <

Well, that’s just dumb. If you’re going to go all medieval, you certainly should bring along a spiky mace.

(Fixed or with a chain, your choice.)

[OKSooner]

The Faces of Meth.

[NorthMountain]

Her UHCM coordinates are (1, 15).

[EvilCapitalist]

Are you sure it ain’t a tranny? Because from the picture....

[dfwgator]

[Blurb2350]

She should have used that machete to scrape away her stubble.

[Islander7]

“ Would Laz hit it?”

Probably not even with a stick!

[frank ballenger]

My poem for tonight....

Yonder see Miss Locket
Her plan is set, don’t block it
She’s got brass knuckles in her pocket
Stole your car-—you didn’t lock it
Charged a taser in her socket
So she could take your groin and shock it
Bought a sword and didn’t hock it
wanted a spear but they don’t stock it
Has a hammer,watch your head she’ll knock it
She’s on the warpath so don’t mock it
She’s gonna take your life and rock it.

[EvilCapitalist]

That’s pretty good.