We really need to create a whole new Department of Nutrition. They can create meals that have the exact right amount of each nutritional element to keep us all as healthy as possible.
They could then come up with some sort of coupon system where we can bring our coupons to distribution centers and receive our weekly allotment of perfectly nutritious foods.
Why this isn't already the case is a complete travesty.
Enough departments of anything. Bureaucracies are cancers in and of themselves.