[Harmless Teddy Bear]

I'll get to cry to Barbara Walters when things don't go my way
And I'll get community service no matter which law I break

For everything a price must be paid.

I kind of like being boring and humdrum.

Don't have to worry about people just liking me for my money because, we don't have a lot.

No one is going to sell my secrets to the tabloids because, they are not interested and they aren't that juicy in any case.

[Tax-chick]

I agree.