Excuse me if I don't hold my breath.
“..I hear Cankles is next....”
Naaa....the stench of stale urine and rotted cabbage would be just too much to bear in the courtroom. Besides, the PIAPs controls the.....suicide hotline. /s
LMAO.
Son of a Bernie Madoff.
Wow, stole and squandered hundred of millions of dollars and he got a whole five years more than a guy who DIDN’T go to DC on January 6
I’m surprised. He donated heavily to the dems and I thought one of them would have some kind of power to get him out of this fix.
Oh well. They got the money. He has the time.
Well, he had a lot of fun while it lasted. And the Democrats are still thankful for his donations. What a guy!
Your hearing aid needs new batteries.................
Maybe they promised a 2025 pardon whether or not Biden wins. The Dems can’t be seen as letting one of their top 2022 donors be punished or it may dry up future sources of revenue.
Not that I’m a fan of crypto by any stretch, but I suspect this little turd has set the whole idea of investing in it back by AT LEAST 10 years.
Corzine stole $2.5bln from customer accounts and didn’t even get charged. His defense should have been pointing that out. Same crime.
I’m not for him being free, mind you. I am for Corzine sharing his cell.
Should be 100 years
He reminds me of the warning CS Lewis gave, that the worst of all tyrants are the jerks who honestly think they are caring for you while they ruin your life and destroy your freedom.
Kaplan is the judge who twice found Trump liable in the E. Jean Carroll phony sex abuse cases.
The prosecutors asked for 50 years, Kaplan cut that in half. Bankster-Fraud stole hundreds of millions. It’s actually a low sentence for that kind of cash. You can be assured that Kaplan wasn’t going to totally destroy the life of a co-ethnic and a fellow Rat party stalwart.
He may have even left some crumbs for an appellate court to follow leading to a reversal or reduction. SBF will eventually get his time at Club Fed reduced as his Stanford Law family will continue the war to spring him. And he will find judicial allies the whole way.
Doubtful, I do however see a presidential pardon coming from the big because Fried knows to much about the people he gave bribes to..........or then again we may just read about another tragic suicide by a high profile prisoner.
25 years, hopefully the FULL 25 years at a minimum.
Just think...
If he had used his head, he would have committed a couple of murders and rapes so that he would have recieved a hand-slap sentence...
This fat, sociopathic, vegan slob was laundering money via crypto to/from US politicians and Ukraine. The sentence sounds a bit light to me.
He’ll never do 25 years. When the RATS steal this election or a future election again, he’ll get a Presidential pardon.
Maybe he can sell his Tom Brady fake currency to the prisoners for cigarettes