“I agree to never, under any circumstances tell a joke.” I asked why and the HR lady answered, wide-eyed, “You have NO IDEA who you might offend.”
I’d of never made it out of the interview. The first thing I thought was “well that seems so easy even a caveman could do it”.
He can carve the white meat.
For some reason your comment made me think of this scene. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DGCMyF-sA58