[DCBryan1]

Math time: How many times does 17 go into 45? Oh, and not guilty :

[dforest]

She is no prize and she is a guilty tramp.

[Round Earther]

As they approached a gray 2015 Honda Pilot.

The police asked the 17 year old if he was there on his own Accord, and he replied, “No, this is her Pilot.”

[TStro]

Sex Education

[Steely Tom]

“There’s a perfectly reasonable explanation for this, officer.”

[FamiliarFace]

Smiling for your mugshot? Probably hoping to score a romp with the po po.

[grey_whiskers]

[Noumenon]

Nothing suspicious at all about fleeing the scene dressed in boxers, socks and a T-shirt. Could have been worse. Could have been tidy whities instead of boxers.

[T.B. Yoits]

Yeah, she’s got the crazy eyes. This is what happens when you close down mental institutions.

[lizma2]

[colorado tanker]

Nudist driving lessons. Just a big misunderstanding.

[MinorityRepublican]

Seems like a trend. What’s going on?

[DallasBiff]

Grew up in a small town, and everybody knew a married English teacher was having an affair with a 16 year old, and also a year later a local cop car would be seen in the drive way of her house.

[bigbob]

Substitute you for my mom
At least I’ll get my washing done

[Wilderness Conservative]

Im with Laz on this one.

[deport]

How many times does 17 go into 45?

***********

Not many and not for very long either.

[shotgun]

She’s got the whitest teeth I ever came across

[Chickensoup]

This is tittle tattle.

Not worth talking about.

[Alas Babylon!]

1984 - - 40 years ago.

[Fireone]

Honest, officer...I was just driving her home.

[central_va]

Not guilty.