[Karl Spooner]

Make sure you eat the right kind of bugs when you crave a bug.

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21 However, you may eat the following kinds of flying insects that walk on all fours: those having jointed legs above their feet for hopping on the ground. 22 Of these you may eat any kind of locust, katydid, cricket, or grasshopper. 23All other flying insects that have four legs are detestable to you

…22 Of these you may eat any kind of locust, katydid, cricket, or grasshopper. 23All other flying insects that have four legs are detestable to you. 24These creatures will make you unclean.

[Nervous Tick]

>> 23All other flying insects that have four legs are detestable to you

Wait, what? ALL flying insects are detestable to me! Hope I’m not breaking that OT law!

>> 24These creatures will make you unclean.

Well, there me and the writer of Leviticus (Moses?) disagree. Eating ANY bugs AT ALL will make my digestive tract violently “clean” in a hurry, out of BOTH ends. If you know what I mean (and I think you do).