Egad. Now there's a metaphor I didn't expect. That'd make a hell of an employment interview question, wouldn't it? "Mr. Drill, tell us what historical figure your penis most resembles." Not quite sure how I'd field that one.
As for Mr. Weiner's wiener, I should think the good Archduke could do a little better. Ferdy was a pretty good guy all things considered, and probably didn't deserve the bullet he caught or the commemoration as some New York pervert's shriveled choad. Just a thought.
That there was hysterical!