Elizabeth Warren Made One Mistake and Will Never Be President Because of It

The Portland Mercury ^ | January 2, 2019 | Katie Herzog

[MountainWalker]

I read it all. It was kind of like reading the diary of a mental hospital patient, but it was worth the read. My favorite line:

“She’s a solid progressive - and not the totalitarian kind.”

If you have to stipulate that she’s a break from the usual totalitarian progressives (which by the way, she’s not - she’s the poster child for totalitarians), it’s a pretty good indication that you are, in fact, a progressive totalitarian with just a warped perception of yourself.

[Hardastarboard]

Thank you!! I noticed that use of “get me a beer” as well (haven’t seen reference to it anywhere else). She should be slapped for that alone. No one who was a Harvard Law Professor ever talked like that, ever. Whoever her opponent is should run that micro clip over and over . . .

[Clutch Martin]

“I was a baby law professor”

Really? That young and a law professor already. Was she out of the diaper stage?

[Erik Latranyi]

You are right.

Running in the primary is a stepping stone to a cabinet post or the VP slot.

[StAnDeliver]

"all but one of the 31 said those claims were not discussed as part of her hire"

HurtsHog quotes the Boston Globe profusely without noting that "all but one" of these lawyers said Fuahkahumpus claims to be heap chief big squaw were not discussed ... so this one lawyer was just talking to himself among 30 other colleagues? What a bunch of bullshit. Lemme tell you about lawyers, HurtsHog -- lawyers like to talk, and they like to lie about what they talk about.

[rlmorel]

"...Elizabeth Warren would have made an excellent president..."

Yeah. If you enjoy a Venezuelan Style Economy.

The delusion is strong with these people.

[okie 54]

Warren might make an excellent president for Zimbabwee

[rlmorel]

"...Not because she doesn't deserve it (she does), but because of her one glaring misstep..."

Wow. Like you said...it wasn't just "one glaring misstep".

She lied her whole life about this crap, and used it as a tool to get ahead.

Live by the sword...

[StAnDeliver]

Face like a bag of hammers.

Man hands too. Yeah, she's a short bus special all the way, Fugly inside and out. :

"35-year-old, North Carolina native, who enjoys mushroom hunting, and public radio. Those are the only two things—and weed, I like weed, too." Those are five things, roastie.

"I’ve also been taking muscle relaxers"

One guess who lives in her pencil head rent-free? "and you do not wake up rested when you’re having dreams about Donald Trump."

And finally, another can't-live-with-reality-choom-gang-wannabe... "I find that smoking copious amounts of marijuana is helpful for living with yourself."

[exDemMom]

(and if you think dozens of lawyers would lie on the record to save a colleague's reputation, you don't know dozens of lawyers)

Don’t lawyers lie on the record all the time? Seems to me that one could find 31 lying lawyers in a very short time, just by looking up defense attorneys or prosecutors (at least one of them is lying during any criminal proceeding). And what about those ambulance chasers?

Well, the writer of this drivel thinks he has an audience of very low IQ, I suppose. Anyone with any intelligence has no trouble seeing the multiple falsehoods composing this fiction.

[dead]

She's a solid progressive—and not the totalitarian kind.

There is only one kind of leftist - any non-totalitarian inconsistencies will be rectified as they accumulate more power.

[StAnDeliver]

"Her game plan is to either position herself for VP or Sec of State"

I mean, Biden's cadre doesn't like her, doesn't trust her ... Not even for Squaw of Commerce ... Maybe an Ambassadorship to Assateague Island where she can hang out with all the other wild horse faces...

[\/\/ayne]

What a liar Katie Herzog is for pretending Harvard Law Professors “wouldn’t lie.”

[MayflowerMadam]

And, IIRC, the “Indian” actor in that commercial was Italian — not Native American at all. Much like Faux-cahontas.

[Pravious]

“...spray-tanned ogre...”

Orange man bad!
Orange man bad!

[newzjunkey]

This tells me all I need to know about “identity politics.” If my mother had been Cherokee than I would be half Cherokee. That’s SCIENCE. Doesn’t mean I would claim to be a member of the tribe, but it would accurately describe my ancestry. Who are Cherokee to decide who is and who is not in a world where I can decide my gender pronoun is “tree bark” and you better well address me correctly!?

The Left are sophists, not sophisticates.

[cnsmom]

She does not speak very well. My mother would have corrected her grammar.

[newzjunkey]

True enough, the actor was not “native american”

[Pravious]

She won’t be president because she doesn’t know how to open a bottle if beer

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Aye, aye, aye.

That “I think I’ll have me a bottle of beer” routine is about as convincing as John Effing Kerry’s “I wanna buy me a huntin’ license” garbage a decade or two ago. These elitist scumbags really do think we-the-people are dumb enough to buy this crap - and in the case of that dreadnaught Warren, she might be right. I mean, her people are leftists, after all, so they’ve already shown how gullible and stupid they are.

[euram]

“...the spray-tanned ogre currently occupying the Oval Office.”

No bias here.