Cynthia Plaster Caster Casting Eyes On Bill Clinton's Privates

ncbuy.com ^ | October 27, 2003

[presidio9]

The woman famous for casting the sex organs of rock stars into plaster now has her eyes on politicians. Cynthia Plaster Caster has plastered Jimi Hendrix's johnson and members of Led Zeppelin but says her political side has become more aroused in recent years.

Former President Bill Clinton is tops on her list but it's not a sex thing. Plaster casting is very personal to Cynthia and only for men she admires.

For instance, she has no interest in casting George W. Bush's privates and says plastering Arnold Schwarzenegger's sex organs isn't her "cup of tea."

If Clinton agrees to get plastered, he will have to stand erect during the entire procedure. Still, Cynthia promises to make it an "enjoyable, bonding experience for everyone."

Cynthia's life story is the subject of a new DVD documentary, "Plaster Caster," hitting stores on Nov. 4.

[presidio9]

If Clinton agrees to get plastered, he will have to stand erect during the entire procedure.

Somehow, I don't think that this will present a problem.

[TADSLOS]

The wonders of micro-bending plastery...

[Snardius]

If Clinton agrees to get plastered, he will have to stand erect during the entire procedure.

This will be a test of the potency of Viagra.

[TontoKowalski]

Why am I not surprised that a woman who makes a living slathering plaster on the erect peckers of rock stars admires Bill Clinton, but not GW Bush?

[dirtboy]

If Clinton agrees to get plastered, he will have to stand erect during the entire procedure.

Somehow, I don't think that this will present a problem.

Yeah, just don't mention Hillary and he'll be fine.

[Jonah Hex]

I'll pledge 40 quatloos if somebody puts itching powder in the plaster.

[Ciexyz]

Jimi Hendrix and Led Zep? So who has this woman done lately?! Guess we have to rent the DVD to find out.

[presidio9]

Guess we have to rent the DVD to find out.

Um, no thanks.

[Ciexyz]

If Bill won't pose, maybe Cynthia could query some of his past paramours about his dimensions.

[dirtboy]

I'll pledge 40 quatloos if somebody puts itching powder in the plaster.

Forget that. I'll pledge a hundred bucks if someone substitutes a mix of cement and superglue for the plaster.

[whereasandsoforth]

Somehow I just knew good ol' Cynthia was a lefty. Only a lefty would have such a pursuit. She does have her head on straight about one thing, even tho she's not honest about it. The likes of President Bush and other upstanding (no pun) gentlemen would never engage in such crude and pointless (no pun) endeavor. Clinton, on the other hand, I can see doing it. Class will tell.

[niteowl77]

It'll be the first time she can mix up a batch of plaster in a small dixie cup and still have enough left over to record a guy flaccid as well.

[HarleyD]

Is this funded with a government grant? :o)

[alnick]

For instance, she has no interest in casting George W. Bush's privates.

I would venture to say that the feeling is mutual.

[princess leah]

"If Clinton agrees to get plastered and stand erect" Somehow this doesn't vary much with most days during his White House years!

[Quilla]

Sadly, due to the nature of the previous American president, half the world is already privy to the fact that Clinton is a small, left leaning pr!ck.

[presidio9]

Is this funded with a government grant?

No word on whether the cast of Little Willy will be the featured attraction at the Clinton Library. It should be.

[Mo1]

Former President Bill Clinton is tops on her list but it's not a sex thing. Plaster casting is very personal to Cynthia and only for men she admires.

And this is what Clinton's legacy has come down too

I can see it now .. where all past presidents have a portrait or a bust of their head in the halls of history .. except with Clinton, there will be a bust of his ****

Wow .. those liberals must be sooooooooooo proud of him

[r9etb]

Her website.

Sounds like a real winner.

[meyer]

Why am I not surprised that a woman who makes a living slathering plaster on the erect peckers of rock stars admires Bill Clinton, but not GW Bush?

Maybe she's low on plaster. :)