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Saddam The Great Dictator Of Fairy Tales
The Telegraph (UK) ^ | 12-17-2003 | Jack Fairweather

Posted on 12/16/2003 5:08:35 PM PST by blam

Saddam the great dictator of fairy tales

(Filed: 17/12/2003)

Iraq's tyrant spent weeks before the war writing a novel about underground resistance, reports Jack Fairweather

Saddam Hussein spent the final weeks before the war writing a novel predicting that he would lead an underground resistance movement to victory over the Americans, rather than planning the defence of his regime.

Saddam's propaganda image

As the war began and Saddam went into hiding 40,000 copies of Be Gone Demons! were rolling off the presses.

Most were destroyed by bombing and looting but the Telegraph has obtained one of the few remaining copies of the novel - an historical epic which reveals both Saddam's increasing detachment from the world and his inflated sense of self.

The narrative meanders through the history of Iraq from Biblical times to the present and is filled with paranoid invectives against the Jews, who delight in inciting troubles between Muslim nations and encouraging the Romans - a synonym for the Americans - to attack Iraq.

The cover of Be Gone Demons!

The arch-villain of the piece is Ezekiel, an immortal Jew whose presence runs throughout time. He is a fat, evil old man. Saddam probably had Ariel Sharon in mind.

According to the author, the Iran-Iraq war began when Ezekiel convinced the head of the Iraqi tribe to invade his neighbour. The Iraqis, led by a doddering old Sheikh, are quickly defeated and Ezekiel seizes power in the country.

Enter Saddam as the resistance fighter Salim - "a pure, virtuous Arab. Salim is tall and handsome with a straight nose", he enthuses.

The 1991 Gulf war is portrayed as an ambush by Ezekiel, which Salim shrugs off, driving him out of the country with the words, "Be gone demon." But Ezekiel returns instead with Roman allies.

In the ensuing battle Salim "fights the Romans like a hawk". The onslaught proves irresistible and Ezekiel and the Roman king flee, only to discover the twin towers of the Roman capital in flames.

As Saddam faces captivity, trial and a possible death sentence he may seek solace in his imaginary world.

"He lost touch with reality," said Saad Hadi, a journalist who was involved in the production of Saddam's novels. "He thought he was a god who could do anything, including writing novels."

Saddam published three equally bad volumes between 2000 and his downfall.

According to Mr Hadi, Saddam's favourite novelist was Ernest Hemingway, in particular The Old Man and the Sea, whose style he tried to emulate. "He'd sit in his state room and recount simple tales, while his aides recorded his words," he said.

To begin with, distinguished writers were asked to improve Saddam's yarns. Mujiba al-Anizi, whose husband, Sami, contributed to his first novel, Zabibah and the King, recalled how he was summoned from his job one morning and told he had three days to produce a book from the president's notes.

"Sami normally came home and kissed his children goodnight," recalled Mrs al-Azizi. "But that evening he just stood in the hallway sweating. He said 'our uncle' had given him a special task."

Two months later, just as 250,000 copies of Zabibah and the King were being anonymously distributed, Mr al-Anizi came home, walked into the kitchen, drank a jug of water and fell down dead. His widow believes he was killed on the president's orders to hush up his role in the book.

The novel was badly received, although once word of who had inspired it spread, sales took off.

Abdul al-Jabouri, a shopkeeper in al-Mutanabbi book souk in Baghdad, said: "Everyone bought it just to see what was on the president's mind. Most people concluded he was mad."

The Fortified Castle and Men and the City - a romanticised account of the rise of the Ba'ath Party in Tikrit - followed, with Saddam increasingly penning the works himself, before Be Gone Demons!


TOPICS: Front Page News; News/Current Events
KEYWORDS: begonedemons; bookreview; delusions; dictator; fairy; prequel; saddam; tales

1 posted on 12/16/2003 5:08:36 PM PST by blam
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To: blam; aristeides; swarthyguy; aculeus; Kenny Bunk; w_over_w; dennisw; Alouette; seamole
Is there a love interest?
2 posted on 12/16/2003 5:10:55 PM PST by Shermy (Himself?)
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To: Shermy
Is there a love interest?

Ralph, the wonder-camel.

3 posted on 12/16/2003 5:18:09 PM PST by TomB
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To: blam; Quilla; TurtleTrap; Betty Jo; mrustow
In the ensuing battle Salim "fights the Romans like a hawk". The onslaught proves irresistible and Ezekiel and the Roman king flee, only to discover the twin towers of the Roman capital in flames.


4 posted on 12/16/2003 5:18:09 PM PST by Shermy
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To: jennyp
Ping!
5 posted on 12/16/2003 5:20:59 PM PST by Shermy
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To: blam
The two towers - an allusion to the events of 9-11? To someone looking at America from a distance removed, a case could be made America is the Rome of the 21st century. All the rest though, are the wild rantings of a madman living in his own fantasy world.
6 posted on 12/16/2003 5:22:22 PM PST by goldstategop (In Memory Of A Dearly Beloved Friend Who Lives On In My Heart Forever)
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To: goldstategop
You have to admit, it does have a catchy title though. ;)
7 posted on 12/16/2003 5:30:12 PM PST by KellyAdmirer
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To: blam
Tim Robbins could play Ezekiel and Susan Sarandon could play Ralph The Wonder Camel. I bet it would be her first good hump!
8 posted on 12/16/2003 5:30:15 PM PST by whereasandsoforth (tagged for migratory purposes only)
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To: Shermy
it's almost humorous that he depicts us as being the Romans in his book given that the tales surrounding the production of his book are straight out of Caligula's Rome. I think Saddam might have been engaging in a little projection here.
9 posted on 12/16/2003 5:39:04 PM PST by vbmoneyspender
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To: vbmoneyspender
Yep. Saddam is the Arab Caligula. The difference is he escaped being cut down by his own troops.
10 posted on 12/16/2003 5:41:15 PM PST by goldstategop (In Memory Of A Dearly Beloved Friend Who Lives On In My Heart Forever)
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To: blam
Yeah, it's always the fault of the Jews in the minds of those who follow the devil and are destined for his hell. Satan's earthly minions are always haters of Jews. However, that's an axiom that the world likes to deny....because of the spiritual implications.
11 posted on 12/16/2003 5:44:35 PM PST by anniegetyourgun
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To: blam
Two months later, just as 250,000 copies of Zabibah and the King were being anonymously distributed, Mr al-Anizi came home, walked into the kitchen, drank a jug of water and fell down dead. His widow believes he was killed on the president's orders to hush up his role in the book.

Holy crap!

12 posted on 12/16/2003 6:30:15 PM PST by hellinahandcart
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To: Shermy
 


Fanciful painting of Saddam leading the
charge to capture Jerusalem and Dome of the Rock.

13 posted on 12/16/2003 6:46:49 PM PST by dennisw
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To: Shermy
Pretty telling words aren't they. Oh yeah, but Sadamm wasn't a terorist. / sarcasm
14 posted on 12/16/2003 7:01:11 PM PST by vpintheak (Our Liberties we prize, and our rights we will maintain!)
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To: Shermy; swarthyguy; aristeides; Fred Mertz
I guess the water wasn't that bottled water from Evian, France?
15 posted on 12/16/2003 7:21:24 PM PST by Betty Jo
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To: Shermy
Sabretooth, eat your heart out. :-)
16 posted on 12/16/2003 11:04:30 PM PST by jennyp (http://crevo.bestmessageboard.com)
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