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ZOT: Are Freepers "precision processors"
Posted on 01/01/2004 1:54:31 PM PST by i am the newbie
I just took a common internet IQ test (you know the one) and purposely answered every one of the 40 questions wrong!
Here's what it said about me:
Your IQ score is 75
We can tell your Intellectual Type is a Precision Processor.
This means you're exceptionally good at discovering quick solutions to problems, especially ones that involve math or logic. You're also resourceful and able to think on your feet. And that's just some of what we know about you from your test results.
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To: i am the newbie
Not much to brag about I'm afraid. Viking Kitties love low IQ prey.
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posted on
01/01/2004 1:58:16 PM PST
by
EggsAckley
(......................... IT'S NOT MY FAULT ! ! ! ...................................)
To: i am the newbie
That doesn't make much sense, since an IQ of 75 would place you more than two standard deviations below the average of all who take that particular IQ test.
But then again, IQ is pretty much bogus anyway. Regards.
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posted on
01/01/2004 1:58:19 PM PST
by
TheGeezer
To: i am the newbie
actually, 75 is pretty close to retarded...
To: i am the newbie
Snif.....Snif I smell a Zot.
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posted on
01/01/2004 1:58:33 PM PST
by
Dog
To: i am the newbie
All your IQ are belong to us!
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posted on
01/01/2004 1:59:03 PM PST
by
farmfriend
( Isaiah 55:10,11)
To: i am the newbie
Well, I guess it wouldn't do to tell someone "Dude, you are an imbecile. You are incapable of thinking logically or processing information in such a way as to arrive at a correct conclusion. You probably work in a low wage job, such as burger flipper or janitor. If not, then you are either living on the public dole or working for the government. If you develop your brown-nosing skills and learn how to badger people for money you may someday aspire to be a congressional representative."
Since their main goal is to get people to purchase their service, it's unlikely they would have an honest response. So they come up with stuff like "you are a precision processor" and other such garbage.
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posted on
01/01/2004 1:59:13 PM PST
by
Elliott Jackalope
(We send our kids to Iraq to fight for them, and they send our jobs to India. Now THAT'S gratitude!)
To: i am the newbie
And that's just some of what we know about you from your test results. The other thing we know about you is that you are a democrat. Knowing this, we had to put in that whole "precision processor" thingy because if we didn't say something nice, we knew that you would sue us over a) emotional distress, b) racial discrimination, or c) because our company has money you want to get your grubby little hands on.
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posted on
01/01/2004 1:59:18 PM PST
by
bolobaby
To: EggsAckley
Let the ZotYear begin!
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posted on
01/01/2004 1:59:38 PM PST
by
Neets
To: i am the newbie; Admin Moderator
Marvin is ready...
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posted on
01/01/2004 2:00:03 PM PST
by
Dog
To: i am the newbie
Your IQ score is 75 I am surprised it didn't say: "AlGore, please wait a month before re-taking this test."
To: Dog
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posted on
01/01/2004 2:00:33 PM PST
by
EggsAckley
(......................... IT'S NOT MY FAULT ! ! ! ...................................)
To: Dog
Definitely.
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posted on
01/01/2004 2:00:34 PM PST
by
Peach
(The Clintons have pardoned more terrorists than they ever captured or killed.)
To: Dog
Freeper Air Force flying top cover..
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posted on
01/01/2004 2:01:14 PM PST
by
Dog
To: bolobaby
LOL your #8. Another Saddam supporter visits FR.
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posted on
01/01/2004 2:01:34 PM PST
by
Peach
(The Clintons have pardoned more terrorists than they ever captured or killed.)
To: Dog
How do you do that?
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posted on
01/01/2004 2:02:01 PM PST
by
Peach
(The Clintons have pardoned more terrorists than they ever captured or killed.)
To: i am the newbie
I took a common one about a month ago and got a 133 and never did find out what I got wrong. It wanted me to pay for the complete results. pffft
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posted on
01/01/2004 2:03:17 PM PST
by
knak
(wasknaknowknid)
To: Peach
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posted on
01/01/2004 2:03:27 PM PST
by
Dog
To: i am the newbie
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posted on
01/01/2004 2:03:32 PM PST
by
Rebelbase
(If I stay on topic for more than 2 posts something is wrong. Alert the authorities.)
To: Rebelbase
Nice red X.
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posted on
01/01/2004 2:04:18 PM PST
by
Dog
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