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Morford: Resolution #1: Oust BushCo
San Francisco Chronicle ^ | Wednesday, January 7, 2004 | Mark Morford, broke his first resolution 12:02AM 1/1/4

Posted on 01/07/2004 11:43:21 AM PST by presidio9

Edited on 04/13/2004 2:45:24 AM PDT by Jim Robinson. [history]

This is the year of the end of Bush. This is the year of the end of the end of the nasty hissing political Scylla that is CheneyRummyAshcroftRove. This is the year we say good-bye to the collective spiritual and intellectual gouge. This is the year we all wake the hell up.


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1 posted on 01/07/2004 11:43:22 AM PST by presidio9
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To: presidio9
To end all the inane ultraviolent ultramacho oily penis

Note to Morford: When used correctly, a penis requires no oil.

2 posted on 01/07/2004 11:44:41 AM PST by presidio9 (protectionism is a false god)
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To: presidio9
LOL, I'd love to be in a room with this guy on election night just to see his reaction.
3 posted on 01/07/2004 11:47:05 AM PST by Prodigal Son
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To: presidio9
I have never seen more hatred from any group than I have the left. I feel sorry for em.
4 posted on 01/07/2004 11:47:15 AM PST by chance33_98 (I'm a little tagline short and stout, chance is my handle and the above is my spout)
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To: presidio9
Oh, Morford....just...just...shut up!
5 posted on 01/07/2004 11:47:30 AM PST by Clioman
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To: presidio9
Note to Morford: When used correctly, a penis requires no oil.

I imagine it might the way he uses it.

6 posted on 01/07/2004 11:49:41 AM PST by jpl
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To: Clioman
All I can say is "Holy C**p Batman"!

Well and also this is by far the most retarded human in the history of man.
7 posted on 01/07/2004 11:50:12 AM PST by Cardini
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To: presidio9
This is the year of the end of Bush.

April Fools!

8 posted on 01/07/2004 11:51:49 AM PST by SunStar (Democrats piss me off!)
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To: presidio9
....instead stop thinking so much about it and just stand up and put on your pants....

I didn't note anything in the rant that required pants...in fact just the opposite.

9 posted on 01/07/2004 11:53:22 AM PST by OSHA (Those who don't use their taglines should consider all the poor in China that don't HAVE taglines!)
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To: presidio9
To end all the inane ultraviolent ultramacho oily penis-envy wars

Gee, I wonder if this braindead flaming faggot considered Clinton's war on the Christian people of Yugoslavia a "penis-envy war?"

10 posted on 01/07/2004 11:58:02 AM PST by Mr. Mojo
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To: presidio9
Note to all Leftists:

The U.S. Democratic Party is going nowhere until it gets rid of all the Hate Freaks - like you - who have hijacked it in the last 4 years for their own selfish purposes.
11 posted on 01/07/2004 11:58:48 AM PST by canuck_conservative
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To: jpl
hot frequent laughter and happy open-mouthed sex

How can you have "open-mouthed sex" when you are biting on a pillow?

12 posted on 01/07/2004 12:00:35 PM PST by presidio9 (protectionism is a false god)
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To: presidio9
Why is it I tend to cringe whenever anyone in San Francisco mentions the word "penis"-- "oily", "envy of", or whatever context notwithstanding?
13 posted on 01/07/2004 12:02:08 PM PST by Egon (If you can read this tagline, you may be sitting too close to the monitor.)
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To: presidio9
Whata Maroon
14 posted on 01/07/2004 12:03:55 PM PST by coffmg
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To: Egon
What gets me is why this finds print. A high school paper has articles written as well as this. They just lack that special brand of hate.

Gum

15 posted on 01/07/2004 12:04:23 PM PST by ChewedGum (http://king-of-fools.com)
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To: presidio9
What a slug. I wonder if it is even possible for him to write a column that doesn't include references to body functions or sex. I certainly doubt it.
16 posted on 01/07/2004 12:05:14 PM PST by kimmie7 (Chuck a chunk of change to FR today!)
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To: presidio9
Cicero's Style Manual for Morons says, "Never begin a paragraph with:

Because, hey. . . .

17 posted on 01/07/2004 12:05:14 PM PST by Cicero (Marcus Tullius)
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To: ChewedGum
They just lack that special brand of hate.

Hate? From an all-inclusive liberal? In San Francisco? < /SARCASM >

18 posted on 01/07/2004 12:07:22 PM PST by Egon (If you can read this tagline, you may be sitting too close to the monitor.)
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To: presidio9
Drugs!
19 posted on 01/07/2004 12:08:35 PM PST by Free_at_last_-2001 (is clinton in jail yet?)
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To: presidio9
what a fool
20 posted on 01/07/2004 12:09:23 PM PST by LiteKeeper
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