Among the unusual ways passengers can spend their time on the cruise ship will be attending discussion groups on adoption, artificial insemination, surrogacy, and other topics of particular interest to gay parents or gay parents to be.
Paging Mark Morford. I hear they will have "Turkey Basters 101" as a class.
I heard a rumor the buffet is being catered by Burlington.
Imagine the pre-cruise chaos at Walmart as they cope with the run on turkey basters and vaseline. (Ick.)