1 posted on
02/03/2004 5:55:34 AM PST by
presidio9
To: presidio9
The theory collapsed, however, when a closer examination of Fritz revealed that his private parts were intact; they had just been hard to locate because of severe dehydration.
Indeed. Don't they have a patch for that now?
2 posted on
02/03/2004 6:00:46 AM PST by
Asclepius
(karma vigilante)
To: presidio9
His private parts were shriveled up because he was married to the greatgreatgreatgreatgreat grandmother of Hillary Clinton. This was all confirmed when, in addition to the arrowhead in his back, they found an ashtray imbedded in the back of his skull...
To: presidio9
Frozen FritzSo that's where Mondale wound up.
5 posted on
02/03/2004 6:18:42 AM PST by
N. Theknow
(Be a glowworm, a glowworm's never glum, cuz how can you be grumpy when the sun shines out your bum.)
To: presidio9
It'll be funny if Chenoweth translates that rock in Central America and it says something like, "Oetzi got hit by flint arrowhead in Tyrollean Alps."
6 posted on
02/03/2004 6:19:38 AM PST by
Savage Beast
(Whom will the terrorists vote for? Not George W. Bush--that's for sure! ~Happy2BMe)
To: presidio9
I thought that parts were no longer private. Am I mistaken?
7 posted on
02/03/2004 6:22:58 AM PST by
Piquaboy
To: presidio9
Actual conversion of Euros to dollars would be that E150,000 = $188,200.
9 posted on
02/03/2004 6:31:16 AM PST by
Redbob
To: presidio9
Private parts missing in Bolzano? Think about it ...
10 posted on
02/03/2004 6:33:21 AM PST by
catpuppy
To: presidio9
The name Oetzi is not a local dialect form of Fritz, but comes from the name of the place where the body was found.
To: presidio9
Europeans are so starved for entertainment that 150,000 of 'em drive to see a dead body but Euro Disney can't make it. What an inscrutable people.
The iceman draws about 150,000 additional tourists and $4.9 million annually to Bolzano
14 posted on
02/03/2004 6:54:02 AM PST by
DManA
To: presidio9
Somebody say fritz?
16 posted on
02/03/2004 7:40:55 AM PST by
SGCOS
To: presidio9
Remaining mysteries? Let's just send Bob Woodward over to interview him ....
19 posted on
02/03/2004 8:12:48 AM PST by
sphinx
To: presidio9
Reparations!
To: presidio9
C'mon, Walter Mondale isn't *that* old!
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