Don't worry - when the Democrats win the White House in November, they'll deal with this urgent imminent threat by
** The Tale of Sir Kerry. **
So, each of the Senators went their separate ways.
Sir Kerry rode north, through the dark forests of Iraq and Pakistan, accompanied by his
favorite embedded Democrat journalists.
embedded Democrat journalist: song:
Bravely bold Sir Kerry
Brought forth from Massachusetts.
He was not afraid to die,
Oh, brave Sir Kerry!
He was not at all afraid to be killed in nasty ways.
Brave, brave, brave Sir Kerry.
He was not in the least bit scared to be mashed into a pulp.
Or to have his eyes gouged out, and his elbows broken!
To have his kneecaps split, and his body burned away
And his limbs all hacked and mangled, brave Sir Kerry.
His head smashed in and his heart cut out,
And his liver removed and his bowls unplugged,
And his nostrils raked and his bottom burnt off,
And his peni--
Kerry: That's...That's, uh... That's enough music for now, lads. It looks
like there's getting work afoot.
Osama: HALT!!!
Voice over: YES!! It was the dreaded Osama, the fiercest
creature for *yards* around!
For second.... after second..., Kerry held his own, but the
onslaught proved too much for the brave knight. Scarcely was
his armor damp, when Kerry suddenly, dramatically, changed his
tactics!
embedded Democrat journalist: Kerry:
Brave Sir Kerry ran away. No!
Bravely ran away away.... I didn't!
When Danger reared its ugly head,
He bravely turned his tail and fled No!!
Yes brave Sir Kerry turned about I didn't!
And gallantly chickened out..
Bravely bravely bravely bravely I never did!
Bravely bravely bravely bravely All lies!
Bravely bravely brave Sir Kerry! I never!
Another song about Kerry should be done to the Duke of Plaza Toro's song "In Enterprise of Martial Kind" from Gilbert & Sullivan's Gondoliers.