I never can stand to read his columns closely enough, so someone will have to tell me if Missy Morford was true to form with this one: did he blame Ashcroft for something or say something vaguely homoerotic about George Bush?
I'm guessing you didn't get this far:
"And Kansas' brand of bilious Bible-whacked homophobia is exactly what BushCo's demonically powerful ultraconservative Right would love to see spread across the land like a cancer. "