I want a complete accounting of all motel receipts, bath house receipts, condom purchases, doctors files, arrest records, photos of known homos O'Reilly has consorted with. I want him to swear on the bible on TV, live, that he has never had anal sex with a homo deviate or an animal. I want him tested for AIDS on live TV. I want him to swear on a bible in a court of law (other than the 9th Circuit) that he has never committed fellation upon a homo or had a homo committ fellatio upon him. I want him to produce any homo marriage licenses he has signed, and I want any homo lovers of his interrogated for further evidence.
And after all of that, I will still NOT be satisfied!