[Conspiracy Guy]

Gone before I could sing this to them.

Zot City (sung to the tune of Surf City)

1st Verse

I drive a ninety two Civic,
And it's got a big woofer.
Zot City I’m a bum.
I got a college degree,
Can't get a job as a roofer.
Zot City I’m a bum.
Well I aint got a job,
Cause I'm stupid as crap.
My parents think I'm lazy,
But I got a bad rap.

Chorus

And Now I'm going to Zot City
Cause I hear it's fun.
Yeah I'm going to Zot City,
So I've gotta run.
And now I'm going to Zot City
I don't need a job.
I'll just go to Zot City
And remain a slob, Now.
Two Zots for every troll!

2nd Verse

When I get to Zot City,
Think I’ll do me some trollin.
Zot City I’m a bum.
I’ll post some stupid remark,
Then run away while I’m rolling.
Zot City I’m a bum.
I won’t answer replies,
Or make a lick of sense.
I’d have to be twice as smart,
To be called dense.

Chorus

And Now I'm going to Zot City
Cause I hear it's fun.
Yeah I'm going to Zot City,
So I've gotta run.
And now I'm going to Zot City
I don't need a job.
I'll just go to Zot City
And remain a slob, Now.
Two Zots for every troll!
Tow Zots for every troll!
Ah oooooo Ah oooooo.

Conspiracy Guy and International American 2/20/04

[skinkinthegrass]

Gone before I could sing this to them. Zot City (sung to the tune of Surf City)

...it was a Beach Boys'classic. :D

[GodBlessRonaldReagan]

Two Zots for every Troll! If only it could be...

How'd you know I was such a big Jan & Dean fan? Sounds like...a conspiracy!