I understand Dan Brown's dad likes to wear ladies underwear.
Maybe that's why a self-confessed "lit snob" like Morford had such a blast with it.
Honestly, Mark. I know you monitor these threads. You told me once. The DaVinci code is old news. Newsweek and the like did their cover stories months ago! You are not adding anything new. Why not go back to subjects that you know something about, like anal sex and your irrational hatred of our President?