DFU SONG: Gypsies, Tramps, and Thieves (the RAT convention in Boston)

DFU SONG PARODIES | 3-2004 | Lyrics, Doug from Upland

[doug from upland]

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MIDI - GYPSIES, TRAMPS AND THIEVES

All the scum DemocRATS come to Bean Town to meet
Al Qaeda's sending money so they won't get beat
Better watch out, they’re gonna get you
They will take your wallets…you’ll have nothing left by the time they’re through

Liars, gays and freaks
They fill up the Fleet Center with their grand perversion
Liars, gays and freaks
If we cannot stop the DemocRATS this time…our nation won’t survive

There on the stage, the woman from hell
She’s Satan’s daughter, we know her so well
People who love her have lost their head
And if you oppose her…just like Brown and Foster you’ll be ending up dead

Liars, gays and freaks
They fill the Fleet Center with their grand perversion
Liars, gays and freaks
If we cannot stop the DemocRATS this time…our nation won’t survive

Then we all hear from the Winter Soldier…smooth talkin’ guy
He says he will end the War on Terror but the sycophant press won’t ask why
Not one…not one asks why…just because…he’s their guy

All the phonies arrive in their stretch limousine
As they whine for the poor, it is really obscene
Their agenda, what’s number one?
It is still a toss-up...they will raise your taxes or take your gun

Liars, gays and freaks
They fill up the Fleet Center with their grand perversion
Liars, gays and freaks
If we cannot stop the DemocRATS this time…our nation won’t survive

Liars, gays and freaks
They fill up the Fleet Center with their grand perversion
Liars, gays and freaks
If we cannot stop the DemocRATS this time…our nation won’t survive

[doug from upland]

This has been updated from the version 4 years ago at the Staples Center in L.A.

[doug from upland]

How fitting. SPRINGER IS A DELEGATE

[doug from upland]

Boston, beware. Hide your daughters. Hide your wallets.

[doug from upland]

BOSTON BATTENS DOWN - scum of the earth coming to town.