DFU SONG: Both Sides Now (scum Kerry takes both sides of any issue)

DFU SONG PARODIES | 3-2004 | Lyrics, Doug from Upland

[doug from upland]

http://ynucc.yeungnam.ac.kr/~bwlee/midi_b.htm#Back%20Here

MIDI - BOTH SIDES NOW

He had voted for the war...what Dubya's done he's now not for
John Kerry really is a whore...our nation doesn't need

He had been for gay marriage ban...but secretly he is their man
It is part of a wider plan...we can't let him succeed

Just look around and you can see...he'll play both sides quite easily
The man is scum, you must agree...John Effin Kerry, you won't be...leading me

First he served his country well...and then he told it, "Go to hell,"
He can't be trusted, you can tell...our nation he will screw

The War on Terror he will end...to U.N. wishes he will bend
Islamists he will make our friend...then Western Civ is through

Just look around and you can see...he'll play both sides quite easily
The man is scum, you must agree...John Effin Kerry, you won't be...leading me

[Aeronaut]

Good one Doug.

[BrucefromMtVernon]

Good jingle, Doug. At least you didn't refer to Kerry as a "liberal". Those political whores/whackjobs who are just plain WRONG bask in the glow of the term "liberal" because that infers that they might somehow be brilliant or open-minded. Kerry is neither of those things. Everyone I talk to is amazed at how he flipflops on just about everything.

[doug from upland]

A TALE OF TWO KERRYS