Time will tell if I am wrong in my guess though.
The best one I've read in awhile. Plenty of multisyllabic verbiage, includes all the appropriate -isms (fascism, liberalism, Marxism), the "sorrowful disappointment" at what the forum has become, the obligatory "we'll crush you like bugs" line, etc. In short, all the components required to assemble a fine opus.
I give it a 7.2. I would have scored it higher if not for the subtle lack of continuity, absence of color (none of the obligatory references to sweaty knuckle-dragging jingoistic fundamentalist neoconservative mouth-breathing Neanderthals)and the "born-on date" of the author being less than a year.
Alas, ferret, we hardly knew you. Enjoy your travels down the flowery, freshly groomed path of righteous correctness you have chosen. Fare thee well . . .