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You Know You Are A Freeper When.....
April 13, 2004
| LadyShallott
Posted on 04/13/2004 7:13:14 AM PDT by LadyShallott
You Know You Are A Freeper When......
You have family members post for you because you have lost all sensation in your right hand from to much mouse usage.
You aren't sure what this "daylight" thing is, but you know you haven't seen it since 1998.
You seriously think about ramming the car in front of you when you see a liberal bumper sticker.
You spend your time finding pictures of John Kerry & morph him into a two-headed ketchup alien.
You try to figure out a way to write a program that would allow you to make love with your spouse and read the breaking news at the same time.
When you and your spouse get into an argument it comes out "Removed by Admin. Moderator".
You asked for a wireless connection at your baby shower. Who needs a baby monitor? Watching the baby and posting is just FR practicality.
You have picked out not only your child’s name, but their screen name for future use at Free Republic.
You told your spouse you were pregnant by listing it under “Breaking News”.
You have shunned the Atkins Diet and chosen to go on the “Freeper” diet: Coffee, smokes, and target practice.
You want to sit in a cage at a PETA rally while smoking, eating a hamburger, drinking coffee and hand out Free Republic coffee mugs.
And last but not least……..
You know you are a married to a Freeper when you can talk about anything going on in the world, you display the American Flag with pride, and you pray for the Troops defending this great country. Chance 33_98, I love ya!
TOPICS: Free Republic; Miscellaneous
KEYWORDS: frclassics; freetime; lolgreatthread
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To: LadyShallott
You spend your time finding pictures of John Kerry & morph him into a two-headed ketchup alien.Who would stoop to such a thing?
101
posted on
04/13/2004 4:51:16 PM PDT
by
Mike Bates
(Artist Formerly Known as mikeb704.)
To: biblewonk
Yeah, or if you are reading a story on a regular page, you go to hit "Post Reply" before you realize what you're doing.
102
posted on
04/13/2004 4:51:52 PM PDT
by
lawgirl
(In memory of Spot Fetcher Bush - 1989-2004 - Rest in peace faithful friend)
To: Huber
*Spouse ping*
103
posted on
04/13/2004 4:52:26 PM PDT
by
TaxRelief
(Yep. We're sitting in traffic so they can fund the Public Transportation Utopia...)
To: LadyShallott
I mean, it's just not right.
104
posted on
04/13/2004 4:54:59 PM PDT
by
Mike Bates
(Artist Formerly Known as mikeb704.)
To: LadyShallott
--when you seriously consider getting a catheter.
105
posted on
04/13/2004 5:00:40 PM PDT
by
Quix
(Choose this day whom U will serve: Shrillery & demonic goons or The King of Kings and Lord of Lords)
To: LadyShallott
You seriously think about ramming the car in front of you when you see a liberal bumper sticker.Could Read: When you use your finger and write LOL right next to said bumper sticker on the dirty car window. Not that I've ever done that of course...
106
posted on
04/13/2004 5:03:20 PM PDT
by
Pagey
(Hillary Rotten is (still ) a Smug and Holier- than- Thou Socialist)
To: LadyShallott
War breaking out and a new birth...Oh the Conundrum. It's a little too late for a conundrum once you're already giving birth. Nine months earlier perhaps. :=)
107
posted on
04/13/2004 5:04:14 PM PDT
by
Bob
To: HungarianGypsy
How about when at a restaurant you think about complaining to the management that they need to change to a new ketchup brand?Guilty as charged...
108
posted on
04/13/2004 5:07:18 PM PDT
by
null and void
(Imagine a world where the "F" in f'in in Kerry stood for FReeper...)
To: LadyShallott; ThePointer; WinOne4TheGipper; parsifal; cyborg; RandallFlagg; Budge; ThinkingMan; ...
ROTFL! Great list!
Generic ping!
109
posted on
04/13/2004 5:09:28 PM PDT
by
sweetliberty
("Better to keep silent and be thought a fool than to open your mouth and remove all doubt.")
To: LadyShallott
You know you are a Freeper when you find yourself looking for the POST button at the bottom of an article you are reading on another site.
110
posted on
04/13/2004 5:11:10 PM PDT
by
SamAdams76
(I'm voting for John Kerry until I vote against him in November)
To: dirtboy
"You tell your cats that their Little Friskies is actually made from roasted trolls." LOL!
111
posted on
04/13/2004 5:11:14 PM PDT
by
sweetliberty
("Better to keep silent and be thought a fool than to open your mouth and remove all doubt.")
To: LadyShallott
Great post! Free Republic is simply the best!
112
posted on
04/13/2004 5:16:32 PM PDT
by
A Jovial Cad
("dated Kimber; married Glock")
To: sweetliberty; bogdanPolska12
113
posted on
04/13/2004 5:17:46 PM PDT
by
null and void
(Imagine a world where the "F" in f'in in Kerry stood for FReeper...)
To: Mo1; teeman8r; PeaceBeWithYou; null and void; TheLion; stainlessbanner; .38sw; Conservababe; ...
Ping y'all!
114
posted on
04/13/2004 5:20:25 PM PDT
by
sweetliberty
("Better to keep silent and be thought a fool than to open your mouth and remove all doubt.")
To: sweetliberty
115
posted on
04/13/2004 5:22:30 PM PDT
by
null and void
(Imagine a world where the "F" in f'in in Kerry stood for FReeper...)
To: null and void
Well, you're supposed to notify your family when there is something important going on.
116
posted on
04/13/2004 5:24:00 PM PDT
by
sweetliberty
("Better to keep silent and be thought a fool than to open your mouth and remove all doubt.")
To: sweetliberty
Perzackly...
117
posted on
04/13/2004 5:25:20 PM PDT
by
null and void
(Imagine a world where the "F" in f'in in Kerry stood for FReeper...)
To: LadyShallott
You know you're a FReeper when:
Forget your great Uncle Bud, your first kid's name is JimRob...
118
posted on
04/13/2004 5:25:34 PM PDT
by
WinOne4TheGipper
(See me review DU!: http://ranking.websearch.com/UserReviews.aspx?url=www.democraticunderground.com)
To: al baby
You wake up in the middle of the night and can't get back to sleep because you dreamed someone pinged you and you're afraid you might miss something important if you don't check for new posts to you.
119
posted on
04/13/2004 5:27:42 PM PDT
by
sweetliberty
("Better to keep silent and be thought a fool than to open your mouth and remove all doubt.")
To: chance33_98; LadyShallott
"We need a laptop in bed, I mean, people fall asleep reading books, why not FR?" .
"Not tonight. Didn't you get my FReepmail?"
120
posted on
04/13/2004 5:40:57 PM PDT
by
sweetliberty
("Better to keep silent and be thought a fool than to open your mouth and remove all doubt.")
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