[ladyinred]

"Not tonight. Didn't you get my FReepmail?"

ROTFL!!! It is now too late for a catheter!

[dirtbiker]

You seriously think about ramming the car in front of you when you see a liberal bumper sticker.

I was in my delivery truck right after the 2000 election. At a stoplight in front of me was a car with a "GORE 2004" bumper sticker. I started laughing SO hard, I almost DID hit him!!!(Perils of working in a college town... Lynchburg, VA)