[Toespi]

Hey Zot, here is some breaking news from your political party!

The Democratic National Committee announced today that the Democratic Party is changing its emblem from a donkey to a condom.

The Committee chairman explained that the condom more clearly reflects the party's stance today, because a condom accepts inflation, halts production, destroys the next generation, protects a bunch of pricks, and gives you a
sense of security while you're actually getting screwed.

[sport]

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