[abner]

Tell him to go look at the host on the sun.

Now.

Really, it's not night.

I'm laughing too hard at the moment to give a better suggestion.

Got any tomato juice?

[CholeraJoe]

Tell him to go look at the host on the sun.

ROTFLMAO. You owe me a new keyboard! Just spewed water out of my nose. I'd managed to forget about her (CGEB) until you brought it all back. The pics on her home page were of a cute girl albeit in no way a true representation of her appearance.

[Mo1]

Got any tomato juice?

That's for skunks .. I saw it on the Partridge Family Show :0)

[hope]

Tomatoe juice is for skunk spray...if you want to get peanut butter out of the hair your going to have to load him up with baby powder, foot powder baking soda or something along those lines..rub it in real good through the strands...then try to comb as much out as possible...wait a few minutes and then the work begins.
Wash with dish soap first
Then rinse well with very warm water.
towel dry and then condition it...towel dry again.
repeat the washing with dish soap two more times and a final conditioner...At that point if he has any hair left, break out the scissors and shaver...Don't forget to finish off with a little baby oil to shine the scalp.

be sure you give him a few beers to keep him calm..Tell him he looks wonderful bald:) When you bring him back to his wife...run fast!

[savedbygrace]

Now you've got me roaring with laughter, abner. That brings back fond memories. Who was that who posted that "host on the sun" thing?