Morford: Genital Torture For Dummies (Hey, it's a war -- what did you expect)

San Francisco Chronicle ^ | Wednesday, May 12, 2004 | Mark Morford

[presidio9]

Just in time for your morning breakfast sausage, it's all-American rape and torture and rampant entirely condoned military sadism. Mmm, patriotism.

The pictures are worth a thousand disgusted moans. It's all flag-draped coffins and dog chains and forced masturbation and pistol whippings and miserable bloody hooded Iraqi men -- not terrorists, just men -- with wires attached to their fingers and genitals and made to stand up for hours and days on end until their feet swell and their lungs collapse and their livers fail, and you can hear our stunned death-drunk nation cry: Hey, whatever happened to our nice, clean little war? How did it get so ugly and out of hand? And isn't the "Frasier" finale on soon? Sigh.

Isn't the nation just so very outraged -- outraged! -- over the nasty rogue's gallery of photos gushing forth from the stunned media of late -- (with frightening promises that the worst is yet to come), all those snickering U.S. Army guards and sickeningly abused Iraqi POWs and dead U.S. soldiers and scowling generals.

[Semper Paratus]

Too bad Al-Queda's rusty knife beheading as to put the lie to these clymers' outrage.

[2banana]

Liberals in San Fran should be forced to live a year under Islamic law in a Islamic country...

[presidio9]

Morford ping

[martin_fierro]

What a tiresome oaf.

[Mr. Jeeves]

It's all...coffins and dog chains and forced masturbation and pistol whippings and miserable bloody hooded...men...

Sounds like a typical Saturday night in Morford's social circles.

[nmh]

"Too bad Al-Queda's rusty knife beheading as to put the lie to these clymers' outrage."

You have ESP. My sentiments as well.

Their blind hatred exposes their disregards for life (beheading) and dwells on exaggerated lies.

[.cnI redruM]

I can't help wondering what a good follower of Al-Sadr would do to Mark Morford if he ever saw what was under Ms. Morford's burka.

[presidio9]

Sounds like a typical Saturday night in Morford's social circles.

Except for the fact that Morford's version of a pistol whipping goes a bit differently from the type you might be used to.

[nmh]

#4, didn't you know that was a heart moving love scene?

LOL!

Oral sex in public, by choice is okay between two confused souls.

[hobbes1]

Shouldn't that headline read,

Morford: Genital Torture For Dummies (Hey, it's Saturday night at the Bathhouse-- what did you expect ?)

The former anal virgin strikes again.

[stylin_geek]

I would email the twit, but I don't want him to think I was able to read his entire column.

[Kenton]

Why, oh why, do we keep giving this thoroughly despicable POS such good publicity by constantly posting his crap here?

[presidio9]

There are people on the left who I may not agree with, but who I respect. I want them to see the natural progression of their misguided political philosophy. Morford is not saying anything they aren't saying themselves. She just has a particularly vulgar and self-important way of saying it.

[joesnuffy]

Sounds like just another rather tame party on a Satyr's day night in San Francrisco
or another episode of the Howard Stern Show
imo

[atomicpossum]

Morford's just trying to figure out how to get into Abu Ghraib...

[not2worry]

Geez, I had to read the article twice. At first I thought she was talking about a sex club in San Fran!

[Ronly Bonly Jones]

This from a guy who was suspended from his job in 2001 for saying sex with the non-consenting underaged was a good thing.

[finnman69]

He just wanted to write 'genital torture'.

[jjm2111]

I think he's getting excited. Something tells me Miss Morford has worn a dog collar before.