Aliens (U F O'S ) are real ??

Yahoo News ^ | 05-13-04 | Quandry

[avg_freeper]

One time I was at the Sedgwick County zoo. (nice zoo by the way) Any way I was wandering around the primate exhibit when I heard a strange muffled sound from behind me. Quickly I turned around and saw three rusty-brown colored primates. I knew the sound came from one of the three but I didn't know which one.

That was it dawned on me. I was witness to a real live Unidentified Farting Orangutan.

[ElkGroveDan]

Careful space troll, I think the MODERATOR has an interplanetary ZOT!!!

[Dallas59]

No wonder he was so screwed up!

[Textide]

It's an actual story. Click his Yahoo link. There have been a few threads on FR about it too.

[stainlessbanner]

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[kinghorse]

Since we are all wannabe DU'ers while in this trollbait thread I thought it pertinent to mention:

Mossad. Shin Bet. conspiracy. time lapse. dung in my ears. I like to fling poo.

[null and void]

"Ma'am? Have you ever seen his feet?" - (The Brother From Another Planet)

[No Blue States]

Woody: "LOOKS BUZZ A SPACESHIP!"

[Publius6961]

Of course they're real!

A few of them post regularly on the smoking threads.

[Paradox]

I got news for you friend, there is no doubt among any scientist or semi-intelligent (or greater) person in this world that yes, UFO'S ARE FOR REAL!

Thats right, they exist, incontrovertably. Absolutely, positively, no doubt about it. Object that are Flying, which are Unidentified. In fact, the other day, I saw one flying over my head. It had a fuselage, and wings, and I think engines, but I was unable to identify it! Was it a 747? a 707? A new Airbus? I dont know! It was an Unidentified Flying Object to me...

[winodog]

UFO's are real. They are everywhere, there are lots of them and they have been around forever. Nonetheless there are no beings from other planets. If ET was visiting we would have proof positive by now.
Our inept gov.org could not keep it a secret for long.
IMHO UFO's are the work of satan and his minions. Fallen angels will decieve most of the people and convince them that we are here because of ET visiting and planting us.

[clamper1797]

If the're in Mexico they have high potential of becoming illegal aliens

[Dallas59]

Uhhh....Maybe it's a prelude to an invasion?



Now I'm afraid.

[dighton]

“My friend, you have seen this incident, based on sworn testimony. Can you prove that it didn't happen?”

[null and void]

I can't help but wonder if Occam ever nicked himself shaving...

[texasmountainman]

Just FYI, go to Newsmax.com and read article by Charles R. Smith on his take on the Mexico UFO. Very Interesting.

[MacDorcha]

i clicked it. it's just funny and obivous he's trying to rope a few dopes and make us look like tinfoil-hatted boobs.

[Prime Choice]

Of course UFOs are real. The only requisites are that they be objects that are:

1. Unidentified, and
2. Flying.

So, in essence, if I put Ted Kennedy in a cannon and launch his dumb ass at a speed of 650 miles per hour, I guarantee that he will be a flying object (for a short time anyway...ol' blubber-butt wouldn't have a long trajectory) that will likely be unidentified.

Does that mean he's from an alien planet? HELL NO. His voting record is more supporting evidence of that than his brief flight.

[blackdog]

What those FLIR films show are the exhaust heat signatures of an aircraft's engines. It's like what a heat seeking missile would be looking at.

Hasn't anyone noticed the obvious similarity? Wing-wash vorticies could even cause them to dance around and hover, while others move.

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Other threads:

http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/1133684/posts

http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/1134138/posts

http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/1133620/posts