...and good looking...and he could tell what all the forks at a place setting were for...and he actually knew some jokes that weren't racist...and he was genuinely liked and didn't have to stage photo-ops with people smiling...and...oh yeah, he had a butt that could fit into economy class seating.
I heard Bill was so excited to be in Washington again yesterday because he heard rumor that Hillary was going to be hung in the Whitehouse. Imagine his disappointment.