What's really laughable is that all optometrists wear glasses and all laser surgeons are lens-free; what's a salesman to do?
When I asked about laser eye surgery, the Optometrist said he was going to wait until the surgery improved. He also said he would be happy to refer me to some very experienced eye surgeons.
The Opthalmologist's answer was interesting:
"Personally, I do not want that surgery done on my eyes. Errrrh, that's just me... you know we have a nice brochure about it in the lobby..."