Communism is the very best form of government for people who think drinking grape kool ade and vodka and cyanide will get them to that wonderful glowing comet up there.
Communism is the best form of government ever ever ever for those who like to lived crammed in barracks where they can smell each others' filthy socks and line up for Spam sandwiches and then go back and sleep all crammed together in perpetual sticky togetherness, farts and all. I.e. a long voyage on board ship in the U.S. Navy.