Posted on 06/23/2004 10:38:59 AM PDT by pookie18
Ozone created by electric cars now killing millions in the seventh largest country in the world, California.
White minorities still trying to have English recognized as California's third language. Spotted Owl plague threatens northwestern United States crops and livestock.
Baby conceived naturally... Scientists stumped. Couple petitions court to reinstate heterosexual marriage.
Last remaining Fundamentalist Muslim dies in the American Territory of the Middle East (formerly known as Iran, Afghanistan, Syria, and Lebanon).
Iraq still closed off; physicists estimate it will take at least ten more years before radioactivity decreases to safe levels.
France pleads for global help after being overtaken by Jamaica.
Castro finally dies at age 112; Cuban cigars can now be imported legally, but President Chelsea Clinton has banned all smoking.
George Z. Bush says he will run for President in 2036.
Postal Service raises price of first class stamp to $17.89 and reduces mail delivery to Wednesday only.
85 year study: Diet and Exercise is the key to weight loss. Average weight of Americans drops to 250 lb..
Massachusetts executes last remaining conservative.
Supreme Court rules punishment of criminals violates their civil rights.
Average height of NBA players now nine feet, seven inches.
New federal law requires that all nail clippers, screwdrivers, fly swatters, and rolled up newspapers must be registered by January 2036.
Congress authorizes direct deposit of illegal political contributions to campaign accounts. Capitol Hill intern indicted for refusing to have sex with congressman.
IRS sets lowest tax rate at 75%.
Florida voters still don't know how to use a voting Machine
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Bill Clinton going on tour telling everyone how great it was when he was able to tear down the Berlin wall.
Well said! I'm surprised we haven't already had to register our Gerber multi-tools and Ginsu steak knives by now.
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