[The Libertarian Dude]

I am none of the above. Too young to be a hippie, too capitalistic to be liberal, and since I am not fooled by either major party, I am certainly no moron.

You might not want to quote directly from anti-third-party talking points, next time. Who supplies yours, by the way?

[JohnnyZ]

My anti-libertarian talking points are supplied directly from the libertarians:

As the three "major" [Libertarian] presidential contenders were nearly identical on issues (despite minor individual tweaks, all supported legalizing drugs, peace, foreign non-interventionism, abortion rights, gay marriage, and abolishing almost all taxes and government programs)

Peace + drugs = hippie
Abortion + Gays = liberal
foreign non-interventionism = moron