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DFU SONG: In My Room (geez, Kerry and Edwards, get a room already)
DFU SONGS | 7-2004 | Lyrics, Doug from Upland

Posted on 07/08/2004 9:31:03 PM PDT by doug from upland

MIDI - IN MY ROOM

When we see Johns touch each other, we are so creeped out
Get a room...get a room

When we see their loving gazes, there can be no doubt
Get a room...get a room

They both have hair that's nicer than Princess Diana
In their pockets that had better be a banana

On the stage will they be kissing like Tipper and Al
Get a room...get a room...get a room...get a room...get a room...etc etc


TOPICS: Culture/Society; Government; News/Current Events; Politics/Elections
KEYWORDS: edwards; feminineside; johnjohn; kerry; lovefest; playinggrabass; touchyfeely

1 posted on 07/08/2004 9:31:04 PM PDT by doug from upland
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To: doug from upland

LOL Good Job!

Please tell me you photo edited the 1st photo! I'm feeling ill. :O+


2 posted on 07/08/2004 9:36:46 PM PDT by GottaLuvAkitas1 (Ronald Reagan is the TRUE "Father Of Our Country".)
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To: All
LENO MOCKS THEM
3 posted on 07/08/2004 9:37:02 PM PDT by doug from upland (Don't wait until it is too late to stop Hillary -- do something today!)
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To: GottaLuvAkitas1

I stole it from someone. Let's give them the benefit of the doubt that it was photoshopped.


4 posted on 07/08/2004 9:37:51 PM PDT by doug from upland (Don't wait until it is too late to stop Hillary -- do something today!)
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To: Capt. Canuck

Thanks. I borrowed your pictures.


5 posted on 07/08/2004 9:39:44 PM PDT by doug from upland (Don't wait until it is too late to stop Hillary -- do something today!)
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To: doug from upland

"On the stage will they be kissing like Tipper and Al"

That was the nastiest thing I ever saw. I was surprised she had a face left when he was finished with her. LOL


6 posted on 07/08/2004 9:41:45 PM PDT by GottaLuvAkitas1 (Ronald Reagan is the TRUE "Father Of Our Country".)
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To: All
Another sweet picture. Is someone going to discover a Kerry/Edwards sex video?


8 posted on 07/08/2004 9:51:17 PM PDT by doug from upland (Don't wait until it is too late to stop Hillary -- do something today!)
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To: doug from upland

From the looks of their wives,this scene will be repeated hard,and often.

9 posted on 07/08/2004 9:57:27 PM PDT by Redcoat LI (You Can Trust Me , I'm Not Like The Others.....)
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To: doug from upland

Other Song: "And Then He Touched Me".


10 posted on 07/08/2004 9:57:53 PM PDT by Mike Darancette (Absence of evidence is not evidence of absence.)
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To: doug from upland
Check out what reporters said about all this:

XXXXX DRUDGE REPORT XXXXX THU JULY 08, 2004 10:09:35 ET XXXXX

CAN'T KEEP HANDS OFF EACH OTHER

Hugs, kisses to the cheek, affectionate touching of the face, caressing of the back, grabbing of the arm, fingers to the neck, rubbing of the knees...

John Kerry and John Edwards can't keep their hands off each other!

In the past 48 hours, "candidate handling" has become the top buzz on the trail.

News photographers have been going wild with photos of the two Johns.

"I've been covering Washington and politics for 30 years. I can say I've never seen this much touching between two men, publicly," e-mailed one wire photographer.

When asked if the Johns are acting out a cynical focus group series of poses -- perhaps to show warmth to the chilly Bush/Cheney -- a Kerry spokesperson explained: "I think we're just seeing genuine affection between them."

But the spokesperson added, "I hope we do not see them wearing matching outfits when they ride bikes this weekend."

11 posted on 07/08/2004 9:57:59 PM PDT by KittyKares
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To: doug from upland

I'm dying here ... Karl Rove was very, very good to us! ROFLMAO


12 posted on 07/08/2004 10:27:54 PM PDT by Steven W.
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To: GottaLuvAkitas1

think I'm gonna hurl


13 posted on 07/08/2004 11:11:02 PM PDT by cyborg
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To: KittyKares
perhaps to show warmth to the chilly Bush/Cheney -- a Kerry spokesperson explained:

There is nothing "Chilly" about President Bush and VP Cheney! Sheesh! If they don't act like members of QN they are chilly?

14 posted on 07/08/2004 11:55:38 PM PDT by ladyinred (What if the hokey pokey IS what it's all about? Become a monthly donor and find out!!!)
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To: GottaLuvAkitas1

These pics of John John are pretty much ready to send me to the barf bag! What is up with these two?

(No pun intended of course)


15 posted on 07/08/2004 11:57:09 PM PDT by ladyinred (What if the hokey pokey IS what it's all about? Become a monthly donor and find out!!!)
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To: ladyinred
What is up with these two?

As we all know Kerry is attracted to money and Edwards gives Kerry about 100 million reasons to love him. And Edwards is obviously not as annoying as Terezah.

No wonder they favor Gay Marriage.

16 posted on 07/09/2004 12:05:04 AM PDT by P-Marlowe
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To: P-Marlowe

17 posted on 07/09/2004 8:35:30 PM PDT by doug from upland (Don't wait until it is too late to stop Hillary -- do something today!)
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