Posted on 07/12/2004 1:32:00 PM PDT by venusisahotlady
Edited on 07/12/2004 2:32:36 PM PDT by Admin Moderator. [history]
The quailty of crack these days is at such a variance that adjustment of dosage is moot.
But I'm glad to know that if I must go to hell, I shall do so in good company.
Hellfire my backside.. spend a week in Houston in August and then talk to me.
Weenie.
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I recommend baking, if it is an issue of posteriors. :-)
Yes, come to think of it, cooking something in hellfire would actually be "roasting" or "grilling". Now, if hell had pans and oil, or even better, deep fat cookers, I suppose you could use the hellfire to heat the oil to the proper temperature for actual frying.
Because of the extreme heat of hellfire, I would recommend peanut oil. It doesn't break down as quickly under extreme temperatures as oh, say, your basic canola oil. That's what they use in turkey fryers, and I believe turkey and posterior have similar frying time and temp requirements.
Just don't use shortening, in light of what we now know about the dangers of trans fatty acids.
Please tell me the origin of the word, "ZOT." I know it's what happens to trolls but
who came up with this expression?Well, it looks like DocRock has answered your inquiry (post #45). One you
probably won't find in a dictionary, but one that originated here on FreeRepublic.com !
That was stuning!
http://www.smh.com.au/ffximage/2004/07/09/1007snapcondom,0.jpg
Someone quick! Tip the waiter and give me that drink!
It looks delish..yum ;)
Viking Kitty lookin' good!
venusisahotlady was obviously born in a van....
aaaaaaalright
...on its way to New Orleans... always havin a good time...tryin to make a livin ... born a ramblin man.
LOL! :^Dvenusisahotlady:
Yes, thank you. It's from the comic strip.
haha ! The Wrath of Morgoth. What a pic !!! :^D
You bet. :^D
Say, as long as you're going that way, would you do me a favor? My Great Great Uncle Clem was a stagecoach robber and gigolo who was hung by his neck until dead dead dead in 1880s Arkansas. He probably lives in the fourth circle of Hell - you'll be able to tell his house because of all the empty Old Crow bottles in the front yard.
So if you would, give old Clem a call when you get there and ask him where in the sam hill he buried that box of double eagles he got out of that last stage robbery he pulled. I'd appreciate it ever so much.
Stuned beebers are just the worst, aren't they?
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