Patriot Paradox
Anyone have the poster that says Democrats are so full of crap they need two Johns ??
Stay safe !
Kerry likes Ter-RAY-zuh's money
But clearly, John Edward's his "honey" -
With smooches galore
and with eyes that adore
Their "Kerryin' on" seems quite "funny"...
VOTE BUSH/CHENEY - THE "STRAIGHT" TICKET
There ain't no Edward Lears here. :-)
There once was a girl from Heinz past,
who loved a very scary ass.
It wasn't rosey and pink,
as you might think,
but was gray, had long ears and ate grass.
There once was a candidate from Mass
Whose wife had a very fat ass
It wasn't rosey and pink
as you might think,
but was rich, puckered and passed gas
(But with those riches, you can't bet he does not kick her out of be for farting).
With Edwards, the Democrats now push
The Gay Bloc to vote for John's "cute tush"
That vote Kerry's won:
By "Kerryin' On"
He's already proven he hates Bush.
VOTE BUSH CHENEY - THE "STRAIGHT" TICKET
PING
There was a young traitor named Kerry.
He got out of 'Nam on the first ferry.
He bragged of his war crimes;
Spoke to the New York Times.
President John F. Kerry? That is scary!
John Kerry didn't think we should attack,
A country by the name of Iraq,
He screams and he rants,
That we didn't check with France,
Because he'd get out the kneepads for Chirac!
In Freeper Land he's known as just Lurch,
This horse faced man who's banned from church.
There's a list of flip flops,
Shown at all his tour stops,
Primary voters didn't research...
John Kerry likes taxing your money,
It's something he thinks is quite funny,
But for pity's sake,
Give us a break,
We can't all marry a rich honey!
J.F.K. is not with us today,
Camelot is just another cliche.
The group known as Move On,
Demands we crown John-John.
If there's enough Botox and hair spray.
(And one for Edwards)
There's more to John Edwards than it seems,
It's true he's an ambulance chaser supreme,
But whenever one went past,
He ran so very fast,
That he's been recruited for the U.S. track team!
John waffled his "Irish" heritage...
Same with his Clinton years' "Iraq rage"...
Unfortunately for him,
There's a site run by "Jim"...
It is called the "information" age.
Note: This is not a call to violence. It is a declaration that under a system where we are not free to pay for our own health care, there will always arise a situation by which someone will perish while waiting on the government list for approved services (or worse yet, they will be denied medical care in their later years because the "benefits" don't outweigh the "costs").
Election 2004
'Rats with an agenda to push,
Kept their heads up in their tush.
They enlisted Mike Moore,
That Hollywood whore,
To make a Dubya ambush.
Facts, Michael did maim,
The truth he made lame.
Pulling out the stops,
He excreted some cowflops,
Intending a president to frame.
To the delight of his fan,
His tripe opened in Cannes.
His unreasoned attack,
Aided rebel Iraq,
And comforts the Taliban!
This movie's unreason,
Unleashed in war's season,
Was embraced by the left,
Who, with ethics bereft,
Supported this Treason.
This truth was expounded by Rush,
Whom the 'Rats tried to shush,
Moore's lies we will remember,
When we vote this November!
OUR voters minds are NOT mush!
The 'Rats with an agenda to push,
Still have their heads in their tush.
In spite of push polls,
And votes from dead souls,
John Kerry will lose to George Bush.
In the election of 2004,
John Kerry was really a bore.
At every whistle-stop,
His position would flip-flop.
And supporters would head for the door.
There once was a man named John,
Whose face was truly quite long.
Botox he used,
And used and used,
To keep he face off of the lawn.